If you didn’t see the “American Idol” finale last night, and odds are good you didn’t because it was the lowest rated finale in the shows history, you missed the return of that girl who auditioned in a bikini. She’s not attractive and she can’t sing, and you could go 5 minutes down the street to UCLA and find 1800 girls with better bodies, yet for some reason it didn’t occur to her that she was being set up when they asked her to come sing in a bikini.
Because then the judge Kara came out … and she was singing too! “Oh NuUh!”, I said as I snapped my fingers in a circular motion. And then Kara sort of pulled open her dress to show what may have also been a bikini. I could barely even catch my breath. I bet this goes down as the most shocking thing on live TV since the Challenger blew up.
STOP IT NOW
Oh come on!!!!
What’s wrong with you??
Even Perez (spits) Hilton is edgier than this
WHAT THE FUCK ASSHOLE! no we didn’t watch or see it do you read the fukking comments? you are killing this site post by post.
Fortunately, Rem, my computer strips all the bullshit ads. The only comment I’ve ever heard about an ad on here was someone wanting to bone the Snorg T Shirt girl. Sex toys and porn sites should be the featured ads. Anything else is just a waste.
i follow your thought process with this post. you tried to put tits in a post. but they are covered tits. And it’s still a post about american idol. you failed.
I would never have guessed that anorexia had a poster child until Kara opened up her dress…
Dirt,
Flea has been playing the same recycled bass lines since RHCP went by their previous name Tony Flow and the Miraculously Masters of Mayhem. When he gets on stage he just slings himself around like a madman convulsing. That’s not talent. And how about that knockoff of Tom Petty’s “Last Dance With Mary Jane” they did on the last album? Fuck RHCP.
in regards to the advertising…I have no problems with that, it pays the bills.
Hey Pepper, there is toe at the 30 sec mark!
Sex toys and porn ads were all the featured ads before DBA. Sigh….
btw, Bikini Girl still can’t sing, but I *love* how she works the microphone…*really* love…
Good times, Rem…good times.
I object to the advertising because its obvious that the site has sacrificed some of its previous objectivity and sheer bloody mindedness in return for more bucks.
Its painful watching slow castration..
You faggot, not you topher wherever you are…
Can someone wake me up when the AI bs is over, and there are viable topics…
::face down on desk::
This girl is better than any singer like Jagger, any of the Beatles or anyone plus she has tits!
“It’s painful watching slow castration..”
Most cultures call slow castration “the wedding rites”, Rem…
i haven’t really listened to RCHP since the one hot minute album when they picked up navarro. Pick up a bass, and try and play as fast and as clean as flea. Yes his stage antics are jaded and hackneyed, but the dude can move his fingers.
“::face down on desk::”
Wait a sec…B’s passed out at her desk? Oh, how I have waited for this moment…yes, Virginia, there *is* a Santa Claus…let the debauchery begin!
I understand that AI is kind of gay…and a boring topic to talk about, but shit people, you don’t really come here for the stories anyway!