America isn’t as awesome as it used to be, because now we have all these God damn hippies constantly crying about everything, but we do still rule at everything good, including the killing power of our military and the handsomeness of our bloggers (*wink*). Even the other countries that are good have to put up with queer little cars and an inexplicable number of naked men statues.
And now we can add The Worlds Largest Bikini Parade to our resume. 281 girls, led by Holly Madison, walked the strip in Vegas yesterday as part of the 50th anniversary of the Welcome to Las Vegas sign, and it was even certified by the Guinness Book Of World records (more here). Suck on that Britain!