05.15.2009 What an amazing achievement

(76) Comments

1. 
   Lo Rider 05/15/2009 06:11
   

   Amen, brother
2. 
   The Insane Tony Stark 05/15/2009 06:13
   

   ::stands up and salutes::

   AND I’M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN…
3. 
   Big Smelly Dirt Cock 05/15/2009 06:14
   

   Is public masturbation legal in Las Vegas? Seems like a place it should be and this looks like a perfect event in which to exercise one’s rights to do so.
4. 
   CodPiece 05/15/2009 06:15
   

   Giggity.
5. 
   SuperB 05/15/2009 06:23
   

   And all participants received a 2-1 script coupon for Valtrex refils! LOVE VEGAS!
6. 
   Duke Doucheington III 05/15/2009 06:28
   

   I’d really like to lambaste NWG but…coffee.
7. 
   Willie Beamin 05/15/2009 06:30
   

   I was drinking next to Marty Brodeur last thursday
8. 
   dirtydiane hates using her crackberry from work 05/15/2009 06:31
   

   Lambaste. Nice, Douche. Momma likes good words.

   I noticed you’ve been promoted from General to Duke. Congrats, btw.
9. 
   RemSteale 05/15/2009 06:31
   

   To paraphrase Bill Hicks, “A bunch of ordinary girls and one special one….”
10. 
    DumbBlondeArkie 05/15/2009 06:37
    

    Holly Madison again? Aww, shit. The bathing suit and fugly shoes are just pitiful. She lived at the Playboy mansion and frolicked in the Grotto and THIS is the shit she wears? I’d like to take that cross necklace and choke her to death with it.
11. 
    Duke Doucheington III 05/15/2009 06:38
    

    DD - I like to switch up the title and landholdings from time to time depending on how much revenue I generated in a given day. Expect Peasant Douchery sometime next week.
12. 
    Bo Jangles 05/15/2009 06:39
    

    281?! This sounds like I might need to challenge my own personal record for most times I’ve jacked it in a day. Oh which is 13.
13. 
    SuperB 05/15/2009 06:40
    

    Didya punch him in the face, WB?
14. 
    KoNiG YoSHi 05/15/2009 06:40
    

    Z and Sup you guys seem to be into metal… Have you heard a band named Bring me the horizon??
15. 
    Willie Beamin 05/15/2009 06:41
    

    I was think about it but it’s my friends bar and the devils frequent that place
16. 
    Zombie 05/15/2009 06:43
    

    SuperB- I was fucking this girl on the beach one time drunk as hell, and when I pulled out to switch positions my dick hit the sand and she saw it happen. She was all like “you aren’t sticking that thing back in me now!” and just my luck I had on the only condom I brought. So we had to get dressed and walk to the store to get more, and by the time we got there and back the girl was exhausted and ready to go to her hotel room and pass out. Talk about a case of blue balls.
17. 
    Lo Rider 05/15/2009 06:45
    

    The thing about “parades” like this is the bikinis are usually fairly mundane (like the ones here) and unless you have one of the Hawaiian Tropic babes falling out of theirs then there is really nothing to talk about.

    I work in computers and 10 years from now people will still see me working in computers. 10 years from now people won’t want to see these chicks in bikinis. I win.
18. 
    pepper 05/15/2009 06:47
    

    281 girls and we get stuck with one bimbo with a saggy ass.

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    Where are the pics of the other ones?
19. 
    KoNiG YoSHi 05/15/2009 06:47
    

    NPD if you’re gonna post about this sprayed on cunt please include naked pics instead of a million clothed ones
20. 
    Lo Rider 05/15/2009 06:48
    

    How does this Holly chick show up everywhere and why would “Bren[)0n” post nearly 30 pics of her in the same outfit and basically the same pose?

    Oh, that’s right - he sucks!

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