Leighton Meester of Gossip Girl was born in prison while her mom was doing time for drug trafficking (more here), so she’s almost definitely a little bit screwed up, and yet the news of her sex tape hitting the market is still a surprise. A very very very very very welcome surprise. TMZ says…
“We’ve learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.”
Oh no. Oh crap. “Her very talented feet”? I hope this isn’t the tape she and I made, the one where she dialed 911 with her toes and then kicks me and then runs away. That bitch is tough as nails.
(hq jump = here. image source = flynet)
non offensive nude scenes? with several exceptions including her very talented feet?
who the fuck is hyping this shit?
i want to hear about her intoxicating screams and beautiful “low” pussy. like how the armenians describe porn to me at the market.
Who’s this fifth grade boy?
she was born in prison.
they should just come out and say it,
“She only likes sexual contact pertaining to assfucking in showers and makeshift knives to her throat.”
Talented feet? DD wont like this post then
db,
a 5th grade boy i’d fuck.
I would only consider her feet talented if she used one to give Vern Troyer a “happy ending” while the other manipulated the video camera…
nauseating, remmie. truly.
this whole footfucking thing is new to me. i saw it in a porno the other day and ever since, i’ve heard more and more about it.
do you fuckers know where a bitch’s feet have been?
it’s like fucking dirty diapers.
“Apparently the deal has been closed, because celebhotline.com has pics of what looks like the video on its site.”
well, that will help me fill about 3.27 seconds of free time…
people passed out on toilets…SFW
http://tinyurl.com/mrjddc
I have to admit I never found feet inherently sexy, and as for toe sucking. No.
I could be worse, DD…she could be foot fucking in a clown suit.
i’ve sucked toes. i’ve done many things i consider nasty as a motherfucker.
but to rub my dick on a bitch’s feet BEFORE i rub it all over her face, titties, pussy, asshole, back, neck, thighs, belly button, and each arm?
that’s just fucking rude.
With a body like hers, Michael Jackson will be the first in line to buy the tape.
“she could be foot fucking in a clown suit.”
B, that’s better than her giving a clown a hummer…they taste funny…
Googling this shit when I get home
A guy once asked me to cut his toenails for him because his ex used to love doing it and got mad if he did it himself…
That’s some fucked up shit….
Bella…was his ex Asian perchance?
This girl looks like Kate Moss on Family Guy…. “Oh oh, open window”!
She could make some extra cash using her chest to level portraits and she’d make a great portable handball wall.
so…it’s the weekend….
What concert you got tickets to SupB?
What marathon you running baby?
What community college shortstop are you stalking?
Tell it all.
anybody else doing anything….?