Afternoon Headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN – “I watched open-mouthed as Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: ‘I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged’ … ‘She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged … it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown.’  My jaw once again dropped as Lindsay – who had a vodka in hand throughout the night – squirmed around as if trying to hide in a ball on the floor.”

I think she’s reverted back to being a monkey. Cool. (source = Mirror UK)

DARREN THE WAVING GOAT –  It’s a goat.  And he waves.  (source = Metro UK).

HEIDI AND SPENCER – No not really.  People do realize we don’t have to play along and get all exasperated when these two fuckin inbreds do things with the sole intention of irritating everyone, right?  I promise this will be the last time you ever see either of their names on this page.

Audrina and her big tits in Vegas are a different story. I just hope that badass with the spiked hair doesn’t mind me posting these.  I’d hate to get on his bad side. I’m gonna go lock my doors just in case Eeeeekk!  Oh God I thought I saw him outside!  And then I got real scared because he’s so tough looking.  (hq jump = here)