LINDSAY LOHAN - “I watched open-mouthed as Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: ‘I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged’ … ‘She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged … it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown.’ My jaw once again dropped as Lindsay – who had a vodka in hand throughout the night – squirmed around as if trying to hide in a ball on the floor.”
I think she’s reverted back to being a monkey. Cool. (source = Mirror UK)
DARREN THE WAVING GOAT - It’s a goat. And he waves. (source = Metro UK).
HEIDI AND SPENCER - No not really. People do realize we don’t have to play along and get all exasperated when these two fuckin inbreds do things with the sole intention of irritating everyone, right? I promise this will be the last time you ever see either of their names on this page.
Audrina and her big tits in Vegas are a different story. I just hope that badass with the spiked hair doesn’t mind me posting these. I’d hate to get on his bad side. I’m gonna go lock my doors just in case Eeeeekk! Oh God I thought I saw him outside! And then I got real scared because he’s so tough looking. (hq jump = here)
I’d fuck her….but I doubt I’d be first….
…or FIST
I wouldn’t be surprised if some of these “celebs” are lousy lays…..
Not that it was any surprise to me, but I think Darren the Waving Goat is a far better and more seasoned performer than Speidi…
That being said….I’d still watch a “night-vison” tape of her being corn-holed….
I also like seeing larger sized tits known as “hangers”…especially when they are hanging…..
Hey ladies……
…do girls “know” when a guy “accidentally” squishes their tit….like in the picture above….
…or do they just suspect it’s “circumstances”….
I’d like to see a lot of these types of chicks in a movie like “Bully”….
Bijou Phillips was good in that….so was Rachel Miner….and any other naked chick I’ve forgotten…..
I think Iggy Pop said it best in the lyric:
I love girls…..I like to look at ‘em…”
Though Randy Newman did once write….
“….get up on the chair and shake ‘em
You can leave your hat on”….
..another sentiment close to my heart….
Let’s see:
I got Britney, I got David Carradine, I got Heidi (sort of), I got Kelly Carlson.
4 out of 5, not too bad. And the day isn’t over yet.
He is built like a 12 year-old girl.
I would ram Heidi so hard the shockwave would travel through her body and give her brain damage.
As for LiLo:
I really hope everyone is happy that they have now broken her completely. I hope every piece of shit that earns his living torturing celebrities and making unfunny posts on the internet goes straight to hell!
HELL I SAY!
*coughs* more tits plz *coughs*
and in other news of the weird…
“Syracuse police say a 45-year-old man offered a slaughtered pig as partial payment for a bag of crack cocaine.
Police say Colon paid half a pig and $10 for a $50 bag of crack.”
How exactly do you make change for half a pig? Should the dude have gotten like two chickens and a turkey breast?
Tito’s Abdomen….
…how do you do it….tell us next week…..
Jesus. Looks like someone emptied a shotgun round between this girl’s legs…
http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/2009/06/girl-537.html
…I don’t like it when all the meat is hanging off my burger
is any of this news?
Obs, I wonder if Current Posting Midget just gave up and used Tito’s list.
TITS…
…that would be efficient….
TITS….
…We will never see Heidi and Spencer on here again……
…they must have not renewed the sponsorship contract
Today has officially been the slowest day on Durden ever.