Scott Aukerman was the head writer at Sunday nights MTV Movie Awards, and while not thinking up uncomfortably awful jokes, he wrote on his blog that Eminem was fully in on the joke with Bruno, and it went down exactly as planned. The Sun UK says…
But Scott insists Eminem was in on the prank - and agreed to have Bruno’s naked rear just inches from his face.
He wrote on his blog: “Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged.
“That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so let’s get it out of the way.
“They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then.”
If you’d like to know why the MTV show was so devoid of any happiness whatsoever and get a quick look at the sad state of Hollywood comedy writing, check out Scotts tumblr and twitter. Here’s a Twitter he wrote about snowmen:
A lot of 3’s in snowmen, huh? 3 snowballs to make it. 3 charcoals for its buttons. And THREE DEGREES WHEN YOU MAKE IT!?!?!?
I shit you not. This guy has been nominated for an Emmy. As a comedy writer. There is so much wrong with this joke, I can’t even…
I gotta go … lie down. I don’t feel so good.
Okay I’m back. I can’t think about the snowman joke without getting deeply and profoundly depressed, but I will point out that it’s composed of 4 observations, and every single one of them is wrong. The premise is wrong, the examples are only true if you’re drawing a snowman for some Christian Family Activity pamphlet, and is his punch-line that it’s cold out during winter? Aha! Now I get it Oh wait. I bet he’s got some real zingers about sand castles too. Let me guess, 100 trips to get the sand…
Oh but there’s more. Some jokes that didn’t make it on to MTV.
- Taylor Lautner gained 30 pounds of muscle to be in the Twlght sequel. It’s paying off -I hear “New Moon” is like a vampire movie on steroids
- “She has the last name of a carnival ride, and he has the last name of a tree. Please welcome Anna Faris Wheel and Chris Pine Tree.”
That joke was killed because we were contractually obligated to mention “Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs” - which fucked up its rhythm.
The Sun must have edited his statements about Eminem and Bruno, because if this doofus didn’t begin things by saying, “I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you”, I will eat my hat.
first bitches
Points go to NPD for being in tune with his readers…another Bruno/Eminem post was JUST what we were all waiting for…oh no, wait, never mind.
oh wow- I still don’t give a shit!
I’m beginning to see why people climb clock towers with semi automatic rifles.
Lora - is that AVI you?
hey, it’s not NPD fault that nothing interesting is going on…!
good god this sucks…..I am sure I could come up with better stuff down on the corner watching the bums shit themselves then smell their fingers
I would prefer to read the writer’s post day and night than any of the boring shit you write referring to your homeland, Lora.
A post about the dearth of funny at the MTV Awards from the current master of the unfunny…NPD…I think I am suffering from unintended irony overload…
DB - have fun at Dover?
To follow from the last thread DB, for me it was my primary school teacher (for us thats ages 4 to 11) when I was 8, she was a 6 foot blonde from Somerset who wore fishnets.
Bliss….
Please. Go. Away.
mmm six foot blondes
Cod, I just watched that youtube link…I can’t decide if she’s serious or not. I know the answer’s probably not, but oh god, I wish she was…
Ah jeeeez, still with this? In the whole galaxy of celebutards, this is all we get?
mmm fishnets…
Rem, my 3rd grade teacher had a thick Texas accent, long curvy brown Daisy Dukes hair, about 5′10″ and her ass wore sun dresses like Miss America wears a tiara.
AAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Enough about Eminem and Sasha Baron Cohen!!!!! No one gives a rat’s ass!
No more fucking stories about this, NPD! Is it that hard to find an extraneous boob shot?
npd… Its cool and all but for fucks sake… I dont give a fuck what eminem does with sbc… Well maybe for a post or two but not a god damn play by play
Thats funny shit db… Never heard it put like that