Eminem Apologizes

September 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Eminem’s new album mostly received terrible reviews from every mainstream music blog. Which I honestly expected since the staff of writers from those sites mostly hail from Williamsburg Brooklyn and believe manliness can be worn like a fashion accessory.... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj And Eminem Are A Thing

May 31, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wish I could have seen the glistening shimmer in Eminem’s eye when he discovered that being transracial was an option in this era. Then I wish I could have been there to watch that shimmer fade as he... READ MORE

Eminem Earned 10 Year Sobriety Token

April 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Eminem hasn’t made a notable single in quite some time and we now know why, sobriety. The same man who once threatened to gut his mother, baby mother, and homosexuals has cast aside his trailer park pill popping ways... READ MORE

Eminem Still Gaybaiting

December 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Eminem isn’t pumping the brakes on the last few miles of what I’m guessing he’s classifying as the continuation of his career. He clearly had no idea which fan base to cater to until recently. 


Eminem Wins Greatest Rapper Of All Time

October 22, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The inverted affirmative action rapper Eminem just won employee of the month indefinitely in Hip Hop. Stand up straight as you salute Sir Slim Shady as the greatest rapper of all time. 


Suge Knight Tried to Off Eminem (VIDEO)

August 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to a former Eminem bodyguard now trying to get a movie deal, Suge Knight ordered a hit on Eminem at the 2001 Source Awards. Outside of completely unreliable ex-bodyguard first hand accounts, the best supporting evidence being that... READ MORE

Eminem Is Pissing People Off Again And Shit Around The Web

November 12, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Hey! It’s fifteen years ago and Slim Shady is pissing people off. In a new song he says he wants to punch Lana Del Rey like Ray Rice did to his wife and people are in a tizzy about... READ MORE

Eminem’s Daughter Crowned Homecoming Queen

October 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

All I really know about Hailie I learned from Eminem rap songs about wanting to kill her mom, or his own mom, or do something violent to somebody in honor of Hailie. I just wanted to find Hailie and... READ MORE

Eminem Calls Khloe the Ugly Kardashian in New Single

August 31, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Talk about piling on. Just when Khloe Kardashian is pushed to the limit on her limited IQ saintly caring for her maybe or maybe not drug addicted husband, Eminem comes along and drops this verse in his new single,... READ MORE

Tuesday afternoon headlines

February 23, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

EMINEM – has cast porn star Sasha Grey to star in his video for Space Bound. If there’s not a lyric about his semen being “face bound”, now would be the time to add it. (the sun) ALYSSA MILANO... READ MORE



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