06.02.2009 Kate alone at the beach again

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Kate Gosselin spent more time in a bikini at the beach earlier today, with all 8 kids but without her 1 husband.  That sounds dangerous.  I bet TLC would love it if a kid got hurt.  That channel got really weird.  Every night it’s Jon and Kate and then 2 hours of midgets.  Those shows creep me out but if you set the green level on your TV screen all the way up it looks like a science fiction movie, and then it’s pretty good.

TLC should drop the midgets in the woods with little hats and spears, then put a cloak on a boar and have it chase them around.  On TLC they could call it something cute like “Camping Calamity”, but then add some music and sell the same footage in Hong Kong as “Lord of the Rings 4″.  It’s like free money.

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(749) Comments

  1. snatch 06/02/2009 12:55

    I’m drawing a blank

  2. Lora 06/02/2009 12:56

    For someone who’s popped out eight kids, she has an ok bikini body…and amazing hair too, of course…

  3. Tito's Abdomen 06/02/2009 12:59

    Who is this person? Why isn’t she naked?

  4. dirtydiane 06/02/2009 13:04

    look everyone, it’s a bird, it’s a plane…no, it’s uber-bitch!

  5. CB007 06/02/2009 13:04

    Her belly in the episode where she went for the tummy tuck consult still gives me nightmares, she has a gnarly scar from that surgery but anything is better than the squishy mess she had before.

  6. snatch 06/02/2009 13:05

    pic 13 - for all the miracles of modern medicine you’d think they could figure out where to place a belly button after a tummy tuck

    I guess that is better than not having one like the Everybody loves raymond lady, but still

  7. Tom Foolery 06/02/2009 13:05

    I want to say thanks you guys for making the hours at work more tolerable. I will try not to say anything too stupid on here….?

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 06/02/2009 13:05

    “For someone who’s popped out eight kids, she has an ok bikini body…and amazing hair too, of course…”

    Lora, all courtesy of TLC sponsors…bitch gave them a list of her needs…the network all but rolled over and showed off the goodies (I have two dogs) :)

  9. Rick (with a silent P) 06/02/2009 13:07

    “Who is this person? Why isn’t she naked?”

    because for once, God is merciful to the people…

  10. CB007 06/02/2009 13:08

    Welcome Tom, tough crowd in here, did you bring your big girl/boy panties today? If so, you should have a blast.

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 06/02/2009 13:09

    “big girl/boy panties”

    aka what Glambert wore on his date with Drake last night…

  12. Headly 06/02/2009 13:09

    Well….at least it ain’t Enemam…Eninem..Enema man…whatever that asshole’s name is.

  13. snatch 06/02/2009 13:09

    CB you are in no position to drive the welcome wagon

    the jury is still out on you, doll

  14. Lora 06/02/2009 13:11

    I hear that, Rick. I said “bikini body” and not just “body” for a very good reason, Tito. What was it Brend0n said her snatch looked like? A black lab panting on a hot day?

    Tehe. I like him when he’s funny.

  15. CB007 06/02/2009 13:11

    Snatch, I will welcome whomever I please, someone here has to be polite to the new folk. But, I will do so humbly and only with your permission of course…

    ::puts head down and winces waiting for Snatches response::

  16. Observer 06/02/2009 13:11

    She HAD a tummy tuck and still looks like this?

    Whoa….I need to start watching this show….

    I would love to fuck a chick with a hairdo like hers…..

  17. Tom Foolery 06/02/2009 13:11

    Manties…check…..humor….check check. Read the thrashing earlier CB. Ouch! Seriously you kids all rock.

  18. Observer 06/02/2009 13:13

    She appears to be as thick as the oak tree in my front yard…..

    …and yes…I said the same thing about her on the orange bathing suit pics….

  19. Watt(Power) 06/02/2009 13:13

    I hate ingrown hairs on my ballsack

  20. Lora 06/02/2009 13:13

    Yeah, Obs, everybody wants Kate’s hair. It’s incredible. It should really get it’s own show.

    Especially if that means scalping the stupid bitch.

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