I’ve never heard of this blog, but let’s pretend it’s a reliable source because Justin Timberlake is a dickhead who deserves to be taken down a few pegs. The site claims to have witnessed Justin kissing an unknown girl Monday night. Which is noteworthy because his girlfriend is Jessica Biel, and she is very much known.
“Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated JT at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat.”
This was seemingly confirmed by none other than Lindsay Lohan, who was in the same club at the same time, when she went on her twitter and posted a picture with this caption…
“So dark- where’s jb cheater.”
The popular theory of course is that JB stands for Jessica Biel. A less popular theory is that it stands for James Buchanan, our 15th president.