I’ve never heard of this blog, but let’s pretend it’s a reliable source because Justin Timberlake is a dickhead who deserves to be taken down a few pegs. The site claims to have witnessed Justin kissing an unknown girl Monday night. Which is noteworthy because his girlfriend is Jessica Biel, and she is very much known.
“Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated JT at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat.”
This was seemingly confirmed by none other than Lindsay Lohan, who was in the same club at the same time, when she went on her twitter and posted a picture with this caption…
“So dark- where’s jb cheater.”
The popular theory of course is that JB stands for Jessica Biel. A less popular theory is that it stands for James Buchanan, our 15th president.
Shes so cryptic. Shes an enigma.
More Lilo posts!! Who had lilo in the Durden pool today?
NPD…the jb refers to Jim Beam…and Li-Ho was cheating on Jim Beam with Gentleman Jack, Jose Cuervo, Old Grandad, Hiram Walker, Captain Morgan, Ron Rico…and Two Fingers…she’s such a ho…
where the hell did i put my damn dead pool list?!? i sure as shit hope she’s on it…i see this bitch pulling a jane mansfield on us someday soon.
you can’t even see shit in that twitter pic…what a letdown.
Rick(P)
What does FUPA mean?
I can’t remember
Thanks
Misery loves company. Lohan is a douche how wants everyone else to be unhappy with their relationships. Ironically, I’m the same way, but I don;t want Lohan to be happy making other people unhappy, which is why I think she’s a bitch. Got it?
DD,
She is like a cockroach on coke. I think we call that a Coke-roach.
She gave me such a hard-on in the Parenttrap, then it was all down hill from there.
I liked it when she was all freckly and had big tits.
Lilo, Megan Fox… whatever happened to this being about celebrities?
Hey, Pepper.
Still not wearing any pant are you?
Shouldn’t she have been in jail?
“pants” Fuck!!!!!
OK, anyone, FUPA?
Justin Timberlake goes from one hot chick to the next (and maybe the odd guy too) so who’s surprised?
pepper, are you serious? i believe its something like…fat upper pussy area.
FUPA = Fat Upper Pussy Area
Here you go, Pep.
A FUPA is a Man or a Woman so afflicted by obesity that their pubic area is used to store patches of soft fatty waste. …
THANK YOU.
The area we moved to, all the women have FUPAS. LOL.
I told the guys that, then they asked what is a FUPA.
I had no answer.
Thank you again
FUPA = Freckled Useless Pathetic Actress = LILO
the medical term is “panniculus”
in the morbidly obese, it’s that thing that swings down between their legs and gets chafed and infected.
fuck, i’m gonna make myself sick.