Madonna will adopt that little girl

If you’re like me, your haunting blue eyes are an ocean of seductive intrigue, beckoning the brave to leap into a new world of passion, but more to the point, you we’re broken hearted when Madonna didn’t get her way that one time. Oh but good news. The Sun UK says…

MADONNA has persuaded three appeal judges to allow her to adopt Malawian orphan MERCY JAMES.
Two have already submitted reports recommending it go ahead and the third is said to be “in complete unison with them”.
The ruling is set to be announced next Sunday at Malawi’s Supreme Court of Appeal.
A source there said yesterday: “The paperwork is being typed up now.

As always, Madonna is ugly, and people who are, ya know, “that way” make me uncomfortable, so in the banner there’s a mom donkey with her baby (again here and here). Meanwhile, this donkeys name is Joe. Hi Joe!