If you’re like me, your haunting blue eyes are an ocean of seductive intrigue, beckoning the brave to leap into a new world of passion, but more to the point, you we’re broken hearted when Madonna didn’t get her way that one time. Oh but good news. The Sun UK says…
MADONNA has persuaded three appeal judges to allow her to adopt Malawian orphan MERCY JAMES.
Two have already submitted reports recommending it go ahead and the third is said to be “in complete unison with them”.
The ruling is set to be announced next Sunday at Malawi’s Supreme Court of Appeal.
A source there said yesterday: “The paperwork is being typed up now.
As always, Madonna is ugly, and people who are, ya know, “that way” make me uncomfortable, so in the banner there’s a mom donkey with her baby (again here and here). Meanwhile, this donkeys name is Joe. Hi Joe!
“If you’re like me, your haunting blue eyes are an ocean of seductive intrigue, beckoning the brave to leap into a new world of passion…
…and the men LOVE it!”
I wonder if they can go back and CGI donkeys in Madonna’s movies and videos.
I am all for Madonna spending the rest of her useless existence in misery and shame, but a child from a third world country growing a fly farm on his/her face would be MUCH better off under this old hag’s wing. Either way, I could give a shit.
Interesting banner picture as I might prefer putting my dick into a donkey’s pussy rather than Madonna’s sinewy ol’ dried up twat.
So Mandonna has a new source of infants blood to fuel her quest for immortal life…??
BSDM. Beef Jerky Vagina….
So, what, no tits?
“So Mandonna has a new source of infants blood to fuel her quest for immortal life…??”
I stand by my “the child is better off with Madonna” argument.
i think the lil ninja-ette might get more love from the dunkey…just sayin’
Nice ass pics.
“MADONNA has persuaded three appeal judges to allow her to adopt Malawian orphan MERCY JAMES.”
Translation? Mandonna showed her true face to the judges and threatened the lives of their children…
http://tinyurl.com/nlyhlf (SFW)
Madonna is a saint.
Other than for purposes of these kids writing “Poor Me” books in twenty years…..
…I’m guessing being taken away from Malaria and Schistosomiasis will be a positive in their lives….
I’d tap both of those asses! Who’s with me? DB?
Massive…..
…well done…
Rodman could’ve had a meal ticket for life if he’d given Madonna the chocolate baby she wanted…
“i think the lil ninja-ette might get more love from the dunkey…just sayin’”
maybe, diane, but she’d have to go all the way to Tijuana for that…
Zombie, it depends. How big are the donkey’s balls?
Great story.
Great writing!!
And the donkeys!!!
I laughed my ass off!
Madonna should just distract the Malawian Supreme Court with a magic 8 ball and take off with the kid while they are asking it questions.
Tito’s Abs…..
…What are today’s story predictions….you were pretty close yesterday….