06.17.2009 morning headlines

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LINDSAY LOHAN - has been dumped by Samantha Ronson for a second time after a huge fight over Sams friends. She is also still very much a suspect in the disappearance of $400,000 in jewelry. And it’s only Wednesday. (source = e! online and cnn)

VICTORIA BECKHAM - had her implants removed according to the Daily Mail, taking her from a D to her natural B, and my heart from a :D to a :(

KATIE PRICE - is on vacation in Ibiza. It’s good to see her finally take some time off. That poor woman is gonna have a heart attack at 30 if she keeps working so hard. (hq = here. source = splash news online)


(187) Comments

  1. Nuts McCracken 06/17/2009 07:03

    I’m a motorboatin’ moutha trucker honey!

  2. Nuts McCracken 06/17/2009 07:05

    mutha
    but I will mouth them t-tays

  3. The Irascible Tony Stark 06/17/2009 07:06

    Guess we still can’t say s-p-i-c-e girl without jacking the word up.

  4. ohmwrecker 06/17/2009 07:08

    I thought Megan Fox got a massive tit job at first.

  5. RemSteale 06/17/2009 07:08

    Okay, they are tits, but she is such a chavvy cow

  6. leftnutofjesus 06/17/2009 07:09

    I thought Jamie Foxx got lighter and got a massive tit job at first.

  7. CodPiece 06/17/2009 07:09

    I like the jealous troll/witch in the banner pic

  8. Slaappy 06/17/2009 07:10

    I too like KFC enhanced chicken breasts but not their thighs and legs. Coincidence?

  9. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/17/2009 07:10

    Should that girl be on vacation on my cock?

  10. Rokan's Treasure 06/17/2009 07:10

    Why do I hate Bruno already?

    I think that the Durden fucks are literally 1 step away from making the stories all advertising based.

    K Jewelers and Valtrex should be sponsoring Lilo any day now.

    Mark my words, Tony.

  11. leftnutofjesus 06/17/2009 07:10

    look at the damn bracelets on her right hand.

    if she gave you a handjob, it’d sound like santa landing his reindeer on your balls.

  12. RemSteale 06/17/2009 07:11

    No, Jamie Foxx is just a massive tit

  13. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/17/2009 07:11

    Shouldn’t rather…

  14. Rokan's Treasure 06/17/2009 07:11

    How the hell did Durden sell space to Sears on this cum-covered ass-fest?

  15. RemSteale 06/17/2009 07:11

    Possibly JCVD, she’s been on vacation on every other cock in the free west

  16. Socko P. Coltrane 06/17/2009 07:12

    What happened to the “U”, Tony?

  17. SomeoneluvsU 06/17/2009 07:12

    VICTORIA BECKHAM - had her implants removed according to the Daily Mail, taking her from a D to her natural B and removing any possible reason she should be allowed to occupy space on this planet.

  18. ohmwrecker 06/17/2009 07:12

    Rem, didn’t this bitch used to be a flat chested blonde?

  19. The Irascible Tony Stark 06/17/2009 07:13

    Socko, I switched back to I******** it felt weird using another letter.

  20. ohmwrecker 06/17/2009 07:13

    Victoria Beckham’s rocket cone tits were the only interesting thing about her.

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