Jessica Simpson did nothing but walk around NYC last night, but she did it with her long golden locks dropping down on a slimming black dress and a push up bra, and at one point it kinda looked like she was feeling her own awesomely huge breast, so for today it’s the worlds most important story. Now I’m gonna wash down a bottle of roofies with a quart of vodka and then get a horse to kick me in the head in hopes I can forget all about her fat phase from last month. It’s extreme, but so was the amount of pressure on the seams of her Daisy Dukes.
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Negative, Ghost Rider.
So she had some work done…a little lipo and some giant bewbs…nice
I’d take her sister, all day, every day.
Those things are tremendous, she could suffocate a baby underneath just one of them.
I would never fuck this chick…..
Why?
Competent security staff.
Her cleavage reminds of Skywalker getting force lightning’d by the Emperor…TOO MANY VEINS thxs no fatty.
Poor Nick…
to hell with her sister……
I’d love to exfolliate(sp) the skin between those mounds with my man luffa
her nose in the banner pick does look a little like dan akroyd’s in Nothing but trouble
LDD: I’d love to exfolliate(sp) the skin between those mounds with my man luffa
That’s funny!!
She always looked fuckable, even when Fat!
I would! Have and always will!
She got the blue vein workin ….
She’s got me confused…at first I was sure she was knocked up….
Nah….Romo can’t complete anything.
I’d club her unconscious for wearing those stupid glasses, then dick her lifeless body….cause…that’s how I like it…
What the fuck happened to her face?
Yeah Cod, that is what threw me, blue vein is like telltale preggo sign specially for the girl already well endowed..
I hate it when girls go out of the house without wiping the jizz off their lips.
Titty fuck her
::thinks about taking a swing at Rokan… decides not to::
she has a face?
pin dem legs back and then pretend you are a jack hammer trying to crack 12″ of concrete with your diamond tipped…
fuck it …..SNAP THE FRAME
::breaks chandelier over Tony’s head::
Duk, when I’m fuckin…there’s no way I’m hammering 12″ of anything outta her.