I don’t need to tell anyone here that the new issue of Marie Claire comes out tomorrow, but you may be surprised by the pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio together with Brunos tightly wrapped gold nutsack. I know I was surprised. Very surprised. Startled, you might say. The Sun UK says…
BRUNO’S kugelsack has been working so hard his film’s success is in the bag.
Earlier this week his Austrian manhood was dangling in EMINEM’s face during an MTV Movie Awards stunt and now it’s out again wrapped in gold alongside a Victoria’s Secret model.
SACHA BARON COHEN’s camp Austrian fashion reporter was posing alongside ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO in a shoot for Marie Claire.
You can see the full size pic from the banner here. You may think the sun has collided with the earth when you open it, but don’t be alarmed, the picture is just that smokin hot.
(image source = fame. full size jump = here)
I bet she could fuck the cock off a horse.
For NPD and some posters, banner pic title should be…
Do Not Want. Want Oh So Very, Very Much, Thank You!!
What Rick said.
and I think SBC brought in a stunt cock for the shoot…
hmmmm….i don’t know what to think…
Also…She is just…I wouldn’t stop until one of us was dead…
And if it was her who dropped first I’d probably keep going for awhile.
This just in…
“After the MTV Movie Awards, Eminem has changed his name to S&M…film at 11.”
is this a game? am i supposed to figure out which one is more manly?
but at least Bruno knows how to rock a landing strip…for an Airbus a330…
Does this mean I’m gonna have to deal with fuckers using a fake Bruno accent for a fucking year???
the whole Victoria Secret catalog should just be of her
That woman might be the perfection.
is there love in space?
Cod, I am afraid that is exACTLY what that means.
Cod. Yess. Kill themmmmm
“You can see the full size pic from the banner here. You may think the sun has collided with the earth when you open it, but don’t be alarmed, the picture is just that smokin hot.”
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Coulda gone for a lot less Bruno, a ton more whatsherface
“Coulda gone for a lot less Bruno, a ton more whatsherface”
This confirms that DB is not NPD…likewise JCVD, Willie, and pump…
Rick, Air France’s A330 would have loved to use that landing strip. Theirs was made of water.
Until tomorrow, I’ll show myself out….
Rick, wa s th ere sus picion th at I am t he NP D???
Pic #4 is how the girls look when Im throwing ropes.