If you’re gonna drive drunk and you don’t want to be arrested, the most important thing to do of course is not run into the cops. That’s not a figure of speech by they way. I mean literally don’t crash into the cops.
Hey guess what that “Burn Notice” guy did…
Burn Notice star Jeffrey Donovan was arrested for a DUI on July 11 after he crashed into a Miami Beach Police Cruiser on July 11 around 11:50 pm. He refused a breath test.
“I really think I’m only borderline and not too drunk – the only mistake I made tonight was to drink Benadryl with three glasses of wine,” Donovan said on the way to the police station.
(Donovan told the arresting officer), “Sorry I didn’t see the red light or your car.”
I’m not technically a lawyer, but I don’t think the best way to explain away why you appeared drunk is by telling the cop how you got drunk. It would be like if your girlfriend thought you were cheating, and you told her, “The mistake I made was putting my penis inside that girls vagina, and then thrusting my hips back and forth. But ‘cheating?’ No. No absolutely not. You sound ridiculous right now.”
date rapin’s a helluva a drug.
Even if Lisa Rinna’s tits looked like two stretched and deflated ball bags they were still tits. We could have kept that streak going, NPD!
i love him…he looks almost as drunk as mel gibson, but i’d still bail his ass out, take him home, and do dirty things to him.
I don’t see my picture up there anywhere, DD…
Diane,
You are a bit horny today, aren’t you?
i said earlier i was in an extra dirty mood today, rokan.
He’s got that distant, ‘I love cock’ look
I’m glad he didn’t try to do some drunken spy move to try and get away … no wait, I WANTED to see that …
“The mistake I made was putting my penis inside that girls vagina, and then thrusting my hips back and forth. But ‘cheating?’ No. No absolutely not. You sound ridiculous right now.”
that made me laugh, good stuff
looks like he has a mad case of the heaves
that show burn notice is a piece of shit. Gabrielle Anwar on the other hand, i think i could deal with her, on my cock.
it’s not great, DDM…but he’s hot and that car he drives makes me randy. i’m a sucker for old detroit muscle.
on closer inspection of the mug shot…he’s just a few millimeters shy of fetal alcohol syndrome, but that’s ok…i’ll give him a free pass for now.
Dark hair, light colored eyes. Oh yeah - I’d fuck him.
I’m a girl, I’m a girl.
I always use the Rodman excuse… the girl just fell out of the ceiling onto my penis.
dd,
i got a ford mustang. it’s an 08. but i got muscles so, collectively, the car and i could rock your world.
but i’ll stop telling you shit you already know. I’m about to go to my boss’s office and claim my free sixer of Sweetwater 420. Until ‘morrow bitches.
Why did I think he looked like that Stiffler guy as I scrolled down?
old detroit muscle, lefty…like 73 and older.
someday i’mma buy my dad a 69 super bee like the one he used to have.
The show has its moments. It would have been kind of awesome for him to try and even better manage to escape by employing some hilariously overcomplicated shit her learned on the show.
How fucking lazy are the fucking cops out there at Miami Beach?
They gotta have the drunks fucking crash into them before they even tear their eyes offa some Tan Trim & pay attention to the swerving motherfucker?!
I say “fuck” a lot, huh?