Amanda Bynes Was Arrested For Drugs

May 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Well, if Amanda Bynes thought her week was shitty when she was booted from her flight for having an expired driver’s license, I’d hate to know what she thinks about it now. Drake‘s No. 1 fan was arrested on charges of reckless endangerment, tampering with evidence and criminal possession of marijuana last night after the […]

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Chris Brown investigated for assault again

January 29, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Brown, who you may remember… – Got into a bar fight with Drake. – Stole a fans iPhone. – Threw a chair through a window at Good Morning America. – Breeds pit bulls. – Uses “I won’t beat you” as a pick up line with women… – because he beat the shit out if […]

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some guy from Twilight pee’d on the carpet at the airport

January 4, 2013 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Bronson Pelletier played this guy in the Twilight movies, one of the many characters who turned into big mean dogs. But he wasn’t pissing on the carpet at LAX last week because he thought he was a dog, he was just incredibly drunk, despite denials to the contrary. Luckily the security guards and cops here […]

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Nick Stahl was masturbating in a porn store

December 29, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

LA may have almost a murder a day and 1,000 rapes a year, but what they don’t have is grown adults in a store that sells pornography masturbating in private (because it’s better to have them try to memorize the porn and then race home with an erection), but ‘Terminator 3’ star Nick Stahl had […]

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the IRS seized Lindsay Lohans bank accounts

December 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last week Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault again, and next week she’s due back in court for lying to police after her car crash in June, but what about this week? Well it’s only Monday but the IRS has seized her bank accounts to collect $233,000 in unpaid taxes from 2009 and unspecified amount […]

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Katt Williams arrested after slapping a Target employee

December 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katt Williams was arrested last night in Seattle after threatening police with a pool cue during a bar fight and throwing cigarettes at a women as she got into her car (one of which hit her in the eye). This is just a few days after police had to chase him as he drove against […]

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as always, nothing is ever Lindsay Lohans fault

December 1, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, you’re a god-like 6’5″ with eyes as deep and blue as the ocean. More to the point, lingering health issues have kicked your ass for the past 2 days while Lindsay Lohan was at her Lindsay Lohanist. After formally being charged with lying to police in Santa Monica about her car […]

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the next crime Lindsay will get away with is lying to police

November 7, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s been almost 5 months since Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche into the back of a truck on PCH, meaning it’s been almost 5 months since she lied to police about it, and though they didn’t seem to care about the first part, they care very much about the second part, and now she’ll finally […]

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Sam Worthington arrested, maced in Atlanta

November 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It would have been cooler if “mace” referred to one of those spiked balls at the end of a club, but a doorman at a bar in Atlanta sprayed Sam Worthington with pepper spray and handcuffed him until police arrived because Worthington was drunk and abusive, and that was all before he even made it […]

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Flava Flav chased his family around with knives

October 18, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Flavor Flav was arrested in Las Vegas early yesterday morning for domestic violence, because apparently you’re not allowed to chase people around the house with knives anymore. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America. According to the Vegas police report, the argument between the rapper and his 39-year-old fiancee started over accusations Flav had […]

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