07.08.2009 Afternoon headlines

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MILEY CYRUS - Popeater has some uncomfortably sexy pictures of Miley from this months Elle magazine. Is it wrong to objectify a young religious teenager in a fashion magazine? Even I have lines that can’t be crossed. That’s not one of them though. (popeater)

ASHLEY OLSEN - has confirmed she’s given up acting to work full-time in fashion. Meaning “How The West Was Fun” can never be topped. (source = star)

LORD EVIL - aka Black Voldemort, has been identified. The man who startled the world when he sang at Michael Jackson’s memorial yesterday is Darryl Phinnessee, a longtime Jackson session musician. Uh, Phinnessee? Really? Is that a name or did a cat write that part of the story?  (source = mtv)

KATY PERRY - played the Main Square Festival in Arras, France this week.  As always, one second she was hot, the next it was right back to annoying. It really is like she’s just screwin with us at this point. (hq jump = here)


(137) Comments

  1. Sandbox1108 07/08/2009 16:41

    first

  2. DB's Treasure 07/08/2009 16:44

    I think Katy looks pretty hot. I dunno what you’re talking about, hog breath.

  3. SinDs 07/08/2009 16:45

    who cares who the “mystery man” at the memorial was? there has got to be better stories out there…

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/08/2009 16:46

    Miley Cyrus is about as genuinely religious as my cock in a nun’s asshole. She’s probably already seen more dick than some women twice her age.

  5. SCUM 07/08/2009 16:47

    I would eat my jizz out of Katys ass.

  6. Fupa 07/08/2009 16:49

    Miley’s teeth always look odd.
    Like she just did a line.

  7. LuckyBastard 07/08/2009 16:50

    Katy just looks like she would be a fantastic fuck…
    and she wouldn’t tell your friends …….I like that in a cheap looking slut..

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  9. CB007 07/08/2009 16:53

    Fake CB, if I leave my Avi as this until the end of fucking time, will you give it a rest?

  10. dirtydiane 07/08/2009 16:55

    at first i thought this dude was just a methed-out chris tucker.

  11. LuckyBastard 07/08/2009 16:56

    In Nevada 16 yr old Miley is legally fuckable…. you just can’t take pictures and send to your family and friends, so what’s the point.

  12. SCUM 07/08/2009 16:56

    I am going to create a fake and call him mucs.

  13. DB's Treasure 07/08/2009 16:56

    I also think Miley Cyrus is fuckin slammin.

  14. DB's Treasure 07/08/2009 16:56

    “at first i thought this dude was just a methed-out chris tucker.”

    DD, daaaaaaamn you’re right!

  15. CB007 07/08/2009 16:57

    That first picture of Miley in the black dress on the table is disturbingly sexy to me… I feel dirty now.

  16. CB007 07/08/2009 16:58

    That’s a start. The next step would be limiting your conversation time and NOT talking all about yourself.

  17. SCUM 07/08/2009 16:58

    Pic #2, we have panties.

  18. DB's Treasure 07/08/2009 16:59

    FULL HOUSE!

  19. DB's Treasure 07/08/2009 16:59

    damn it, Scum! You ruined my full house!

  20. CodPiece 07/08/2009 16:59

    You can put the nicest clothes on Miley but she is still gonna smell like 4th period gym class and Exclamation!

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