07.24.2009 Afternoon Headlines

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BATMAN 3 - Gary Oldham told fans at Comic-Con today that Batman 3 starts shooting next year. No one knows what the storyline might be, but I bet a Batman movie where Megan Fox gives a series of blowjobs would be pretty popular. (source = e! online)

MICHAEL JACKSON - A friend of mine who is the lead on a show on CBS told me a few weeks ago that Michael Jackson literally had no nose. Just a hole in his face and he wore a fake one. That has been rumored for a while but CBS Star said it was 100 percent true. Now the New York Post says the same, and that his fake one is missing. Let the “maybe it came off in a little boys ass” jokes begin! (source = ny post)

SOPHIE READE - the 20-year-old star of Big Brother 10 with the 30FF chest has gone topless once again for a photoshoot. Between her, Lucy Pinder, Kelly Brook, Eve Wyrwal, Keeley Hazell and a hundred others, the peer pressure for girls in the UK must be unrelenting. If you have C’s you’re legally considered a boy. (NSFW pics start here)

(61) Comments

  1. Kurt Rambis 07/24/2009 17:03

    Thank God it’s Tits

  2. asdffdsa 07/24/2009 17:06

    nice bra calluses, lady.

  3. DB's Treasure 07/24/2009 17:07

    Okay, homos. What’s wrong with this chick?

  4. CodPiece 07/24/2009 17:07

    It’s hard to see where the tube sock ends and the melon begins …

  5. DB's Treasure 07/24/2009 17:08

    Her boobs look like rockets, but they’re big and natural so I give her that.

  6. iwontrememberthis 07/24/2009 17:09

    “A friend of mine who is the lead on a show on CBS told me a few weeks ago that Michael Jackson literally had no nose.”

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH?????

  7. CodPiece 07/24/2009 17:12

    “A friend of mine who is the lead on a show on CBS…”

    I thought The 2 Corey’s was on A&E??

  8. DB's Treasure 07/24/2009 17:13

    Nevermind. The more I look at those naughty pics, the less attracted I am to her. Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t run a football field’s length over hot coals in bare feet to fuck her though.

  9. CB007 07/24/2009 17:15

    She has no ass… all went to her enormous breasts… She doesn’t do much for me at all.

  10. SuperB 07/24/2009 17:18

    Those are some huge titties….what is the age on this chick, they should be more towards her chin not her ankles

  11. pepper 07/24/2009 17:21

    DB, you have bad taste in women….
    *jumps out the window and runs*

  12. CodPiece 07/24/2009 17:23

    She looks like I could lift a boob and find some old Doritos … i’m talking some cool ranch from 1997.

  13. DB's Treasure 07/24/2009 17:24

    People, people! Beggars cannot be choosers. We sit here all day waiting for tits…the NPD posts sub par tits, however tits nonetheless. Just soak it in.

    NPD reminds me of The 40 Yr Old Virgin…only a gay version.

  14. Lem 07/24/2009 17:24

    Yeah. Everyone knows I’m just a dirtbag who LOVES titties, but those fucking things are even slightly attractive. Fail.

  15. DB's Treasure 07/24/2009 17:25

    Doritos are delicious.

  16. SuperB 07/24/2009 17:25

    The nips are weird….

    but those are def a lot of titties, he filled his quota with one post

  17. CodPiece 07/24/2009 17:25

    NPD could post this: http://www.nationalgeographic.com/

    It’s tits, but cmon!

  18. DB's Treasure 07/24/2009 17:26

    “Yeah. Everyone knows I’m just a dirtbag who LOVES titties…”

    ::whispers::

    “…who the fuck is this guy?”

  19. CB007 07/24/2009 17:26

    In her defense the pictures aren’t edited yet to remove her bra and panty lines in her skin and smooth out her flaws like all of the other similar types of pictures are. Not saying I am into her, but the harsh lighting and no editing aren’t helping her either.

  20. DB's Treasure 07/24/2009 17:27

    Alright, cum snorters. I’m out. Have a good weekend.

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