Criss Angel is down in Mexico this week with some girl who looks like Maya Rudolph, and that’s not a compliment for anyone involved. She’s ok I guess but a huge downgrade from Holly Madison. He shouldn’t even have this one, but women are always throwing themselves at magicians. They’re so cool. I thought the tiger was in that box, but no, it’s actually outside in a private jet! He’s a sorcerer! He bends the laws of time and space and mocks our earthly laws of physics! Or perhaps just has access to a second tiger! One of the two!
First!
Kudos on the yellow polka dot bikini…
Criss is looking a lil more flabby and pale than normal. ugh
Maya looks to be wearin’ the hat that Waco Houston gave her.
Hello!
Did I lock the door on the way in?
I think Deebs snuck in and blew ass….that is a def room clearer
A pasty dude and some random high yella broad. Boring.
Apparently Red Rage (notorious racial profiler) is rockin’ the house with some super toxic butt hiccups today. I blame him.
Maya better have SPF 60 on - that girl has some freaky moles/freckles. Nice beachwear though.
I only have three questions…why do all this people go to the beach and have pictures taken?
Two, why are they always white, where is the tan?
Three, Should I give a fuck?
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this is boooooring!
I agree Pep, I am about to face plant myself on my desk, I am so damn tired….stayed out WAAAAY too late last night to make it through this boring ass day
It looks like I picked a bad week to stop drinking…I want a beer so badly!
I had a bunch of Smithwicks last night and I am hurting still
Pepper:
1) vacation (then the paparrazzi get called by hotel staff)
2) very little UV inside Vegas casinos
3) not really
Hang in there.
For my next trick, I will turn Holly Madison into an ugly brunnette!
……and for my final trick, I will make my carreer dissapear!
POOF!
Smithwicks? Satanic ale!
Woodsman, your voice sound familiar…you from Jersey?
Woods, is terrible bad habit I picked up from an Irish boy….
Pep, if I remeber right, he is a Canadian in LA? Some weirdness like that.
Criss Angel *is* a magician…he made my desire to “abuse myself” magically disappear…
I just came back from the washroom. A customer is in my office and we start talking. I turn my monitor on to go over some drawings with him and this is what appears as my desktop image.
http://tinyurl.com/mlsez2
Payback for the crop dusting, too bad a customer happened to be in the room…..
RR, is that tractor in the background what they used to pull those fine women around with?
Can’t he make that bikini disappear? We need some nudity.