I have no idea – UPDATE

I’ve gotten well over 200 emails asking about the tape some are optimistically claiming shows ESPN fox Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room. I can’t even begin to imagine how this was made (telepathy?), and I’m flattered people would think I know what Erin Andrews looks like naked, but the truth is we haven’t had sex as many times as you might think. I have no idea if it’s her or not. You can download it anywhere (links removed) but I’m sure as hell not putting it up. ESPN says it’s not her, so if you want to see a blurry blob who probably isn’t who you want it to be naked, by all means go for it.

LEGALLY TERRIFYING UPDATE – Wow. 9 minutes. That is easily a new record. The old record was like 45. So because her lawyers don’t want you to see that video – and holy christ I assure you, they really really don’t want you to see that video – here are some rare pics of Marissa Miller at work for SI, and then some scans from some magazine I’ve never heard of (hq jump here). And one full size pic from each, here and here, which, I promise you, you very much do want to open.

Now let’s just forget any of this ever happened, in a very real and legally binding sense.