07.20.2009 I have no idea - UPDATE

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I’ve gotten well over 200 emails asking about the tape some are optimistically claiming shows ESPN fox Erin Andrews naked in her hotel room. I can’t even begin to imagine how this was made (telepathy?), and I’m flattered people would think I know what Erin Andrews looks like naked, but the truth is we haven’t had sex as many times as you might think. I have no idea if it’s her or not. You can download it anywhere (links removed) but I’m sure as hell not putting it up. ESPN says it’s not her, so if you want to see a blurry blob who probably isn’t who you want it to be naked, by all means go for it.

LEGALLY TERRIFYING UPDATE - Wow. 9 minutes. That is easily a new record. The old record was like 45. So because her lawyers don’t want you to see that video - and holy christ I assure you, they really really don’t want you to see that video - here are some rare pics of Marissa Miller at work for SI, and then some scans from some magazine I’ve never heard of (hq jump here). And one full size pic from each, here and here, which, I promise you, you very much do want to open.

Now let’s just forget any of this ever happened, in a very real and legally binding sense.


(58) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 07/20/2009 13:56

    Boobies???

  2. pepper 07/20/2009 14:08

    saw it in spankwire…BORRRRINGGGGG!

  3. waltpsu 07/20/2009 14:10

    wow, do a little research. it’s her. she put out a statement confirming it.

  4. SCUM 07/20/2009 14:15

    Wow, another dumb broad has a sex tape.

  5. SCUM 07/20/2009 14:18

    And why am I not surprised that Pepper found a video of a naked girl boring.

  6. iwontrememberthis 07/20/2009 14:19

    As waltpsu said. It’s not a sex tape, SCUM. It’s a combing her hair in a hotel room tape. (Maybe that’s popular in Japan.)

  7. SCUM 07/20/2009 14:21

    Your are correct sir, all I read was naked and hotel room.

  8. DB's Treasure 07/20/2009 14:36

    Whoever it is, she’s fuckin HAWT!

  9. snatch 07/20/2009 14:39

    Brandon = pussy, yes?

  10. Ed Venture 07/20/2009 14:40

    She’s admitted it’s her. Some scumbucket used one of those peephole reversing lenses and filmed her through the hotel door.

  11. SuperB 07/20/2009 14:42

    She has confirmed it is her, and her attys are jerking that shit down like wildfire

  12. SsnakeOil 07/20/2009 14:42

    This came up earlier… the only reason we know it’s her is because her dumb-ass lawyers said it was. Nobody had a clue (or cared) for 6 months.

    She looks great, though.

  13. DB's Treasure 07/20/2009 14:42

    Ed, who you callin a “scumbucket”!?!? You don’t know m…uh, hmm….

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 07/20/2009 14:43

    “Brandon = pussy, yes?”

    yes, but NPD does not equal snatch, NPD has not the wit, intellect, or looks…

  15. Ed Venture 07/20/2009 14:43

    If the bucket fits DB….

  16. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/20/2009 14:43

    Wow, people have sex even if they are…I dunno who this bitch is but apparently she is famous???

    OMFG!!! I CARE!

    Who chases this crap? I mean sure it is fun to see some celeb boobs and be all rude about their lives but really the consistency with which people appear shocked that celebrities fuck (generally badly) pisses me off.

  17. SsnakeOil 07/20/2009 14:45

    It’s not a sex tape.

    The real news here is that she brushes her hair.

    Still, she looks great.

  18. entropissed 07/20/2009 14:49

    I like Erin Andrews because her boobs are nice and because she thinks Scott Hartnell is a massive fag, which he is.

  19. SuperB 07/20/2009 14:49

    Sex tapes get leaked because you were dumb enough to have sex with someone apparently you shouldnt trust…

    invasion of privacy is a whole other kind of animal…

  20. SuperB 07/20/2009 14:50

    and entropissed…no way Hartnell is a fag, he would have better hair.

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