07.17.2009 Is Britney cheating? (no)

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By all accounts, Britney is happily dating her agent, Jason Trawick, but Page Six is hinting she may whoring around because she recently spent some time with Dallas Austin, a record producer who lives in Atlanta. This is retarded of course because she records albums, and he produces them for people like Madonna and Gwen Stefani and Pink, so why the hell wouldn’t they hang out.

And this isn’t really related but one time Dallas took a friend of mine shopping and bought her a Louis Vuitton purse because he wanted to sleep with her but she’s stuck up so she didn’t do anything. Ironically she mostly dates nerds. She’s the best thing to happen to nerds since Linux and the Fleshlight.

(UPDATE - okay so if I read her all-caps IM correctly, it was some other dude, not Dallas)

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  1. Kurt Rambis 07/17/2009 11:59

    Fat.

  2. Long_Duk_Dong 07/17/2009 11:59

    cheating on what? a spelling contest?

  3. RemSteale 07/17/2009 12:01

    Dallas Austin? Seriously?
    Might as well have called him Austin Texas

  4. Long_Duk_Dong 07/17/2009 12:03

    Should have named him Colonel!
    Ha

  5. Squabbler 07/17/2009 12:03

    Brit’s lookin’ kinda hot these days…at least my agent, Houston San Antonio, thinks so.

  6. Long_Duk_Dong 07/17/2009 12:07

    I would like to put her in the “Amarillo Panhandle”!

  7. Sensei John Kreese 07/17/2009 12:07

    Britney whoring around? Say it ain’t so, she seems so sweet and innocent.

  8. Long_Duk_Dong 07/17/2009 12:08

    Or the “Texarkana Slamma”.

  9. iwontrememberthis 07/17/2009 12:12

    Hey, I’m a nerd! I’m … just … sayin’.

    *Goes back to work on his other computer*

  10. RemSteale 07/17/2009 12:14

    These days anyone who can spell is a nerd

  11. Long_Duk_Dong 07/17/2009 12:15

    Then I am not a nerd…….whew!

  12. RemSteale 07/17/2009 12:16

    Heard the best statement the other day Duk, it said that the reason the British had so much experience dealing with terrorists was entirely due to the Americans.

    If they hadnt funded the IRA for 35 years, we wouldnt know what to do now….

  13. iloveuii 07/17/2009 12:16

    ((((((((((She’s always so fierce and lovely, i love her. It’s reported from NewYork times that She created an account at the biggest millionaire romance club ++++++S e e k i n g w e a l t h y . c o m++++++ to meet a sexy and strong boy in a coffee shop last week.

  14. RedRage 07/17/2009 12:20

    The joke about a vagina that looks like a hand grenade went off in a deli applies to Britney.

  15. herpes 07/17/2009 12:23

    BREAKING NEWS (NSFW):
    http://promipranger.joinr.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/emma-watson-nackt-oben-ohne.jpg

  16. pepper 07/17/2009 12:23

    you all need to go to hollywoodtuna.com

    and check out the pics of Miranda Kerr….why can’t this place do that?

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 07/17/2009 12:23

    “Page Six is hinting she may whoring around because she recently spent some time with Dallas Austin, a record producer who lives in Atlanta.”

    As long as she’s not whoring around with Long John Silver, Little Debbie, Dolly Madison, and Chef Boyardee, I am okay with it…

  18. RemSteale 07/17/2009 12:27

    Well that was unexpected TheFag

  19. RedRage 07/17/2009 12:28

    What was it Rem?

  20. KingCookie 07/17/2009 12:31

    I hope Emma really shows them one day. Probably has to wait until the Harry Potter days are overwith…

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