A couple of hours ago, people started passing around this quote by Kanye West, who seemed to be crowning himself “the King of Pop” now that Michael Jackson has died (by the way, day 34 since he died. Still no funeral in sight. Awesome).
“You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It’s so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I’m willing to take that on. There’s nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael’s crown and become the new King,” said West. “First there was Elvis, then there was Michael, now in the 21st century its Kanye’s time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there’s nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop.”
Idolator is quick to point out that the source seems to be some Onion rip-off that no has ever heard of. Many didn’t realize it was a joke because the sites idea of parody is to factually describe a likely situation. Along with 100 percent of the people who are Kanye West, this site had the upper hand because they knew what they were saying, although reasonable, wasn’t true. The jokes on us, my friends, but hold your head high. You’ve been had by the best.
DB, sleeping on the damn job….
Cheetos and Pigz!
Does this fucktard spend his days just thinking of ways to say stupid shit in the worst way possible?
What’s next a Kim K and Reggie post? How about a Fergie josh one?
That alternator line was good shit Finks. I’ve got a buddy who doesn’t stutter at all until he drives up to a drive through speaker. He gets so freaked out and tense about it that it takes him a minute to spit his order out. Comedic gold!
It would be immensely satisfying to be a chef at a restaurant Kanye was dining in and fart, bare-assed, directly on his dinner before serving it to him.
Goddamnit!!!
Is is too much to say “New thread.” If i want to talk and have no one listen, I would have stayed married.
‘P-p-p-p-p-p-p-preciate it, RR.
Sorry, Ro. I just figured you were over there taling all that Wookie bullshit…
http://www.sosojuicy.com/midnight-ta-genevieve-godbout BOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNG.
Kayne is not even the Minion of Pop, what a fucking dumbass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4G1lr30bzc&feature=PlayList&p=B6389C07CCE7627E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=12
SCUM:
red shorty shorts
side-boob
“rip cord” ribbon in the back.
Another major booooiiiinnnngg!
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/07/midnight-ta-genevieve-godbout.php?bfm_index=17&bfm_page=0
I can’t think of anyone I dislike more than Kanye.
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Nope, Kanye about does it. Give MJ’s doctor Kanye’s address.
KillKanyeKinte.
Here,
This is for you, Finkle
Speakin of crowning, be right back - gotta go take a huge Kanye.
Let’s just hope he hires MJ’s old Doctor..
Kanye’s a gay fish.
“I am the new King of Lolly Pops.”
Now *that* ^^ I could believe of Kanye…because he sucks so much, you see…aw, go on, beat it, you miserable basstid kids…and get off my lawn!