07.14.2009 Lady GaGa is sort of an idiot

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When Charlize Theron guest-starred on “Arrested Development” for 5 episodes, her character had this real quirky fashion style that everyone overlooked because she was so free-spirited. But then it turns out she wasn’t quirky and free-spirited, and was, in fact, retarded.

What do we really know about Lady GaGa?  She’s not retarded is she?  That would explain a lot.  Is there some test we can give her?  Maybe follow her into an elevator with two puppets, a cow and a duck.  Then when you’re alone, put them on and sing, “the duck says mooo and the cow says quack.” And then just wait.

(hq jump here.  source = splash news online)


(40) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/14/2009 16:34

    yes, she IS infact retarded.

  2. Metrosexuwell 07/14/2009 16:37

    She needs to cover that bu-bu-bu-butterface.

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/14/2009 16:39

    with all the loot she’s making for the horrible songs she sings, (notice i said sings not writes) I bet $100 american dollars that she will hack that beak off her mug very shortly. I give her credit for having a nose like that and singing a song called “poker face” hahah.

  4. SinDs 07/14/2009 16:47

    wow, i’ve never noticed her nose before. that must be why she wears those dumb outfits - to draw attention away from it!

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/14/2009 16:51

    SinDs, really? that’s obviously been her bit from day one.

  6. SinDs 07/14/2009 16:54

    i seriously never noticed. then again, when i see pictures of her i pretty much just skim over them.

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 07/14/2009 16:59

    Lady Gag-Gag looks like she’s raiding Bjork’s closet…another real fashion plate…

  8. LuckyBastard 07/14/2009 17:06

    The only thing worse than her face is her so called music…..

  9. herpes 07/14/2009 17:10

    I’m sick of her. I wouldn’t even fuck her

  10. KingCookie 07/14/2009 17:14

    I am proud of myself. I have no idea who she is and am 99% sure I’ve never heard one of her songs, which I’m sure are juuuust great.

  11. Mac-Daddy 07/14/2009 17:14

    what pisses me off is that som fucktard will give her a clothing line to design and she’ll make another 10mil off that.

    as if her fucked up music isn’t bad enough!!!

  12. DB's Treasure 07/14/2009 17:23

    She wears all this dumb shit on her head and face cause she knows her grill is fucking disgusting.

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 07/14/2009 17:26

    Last pic…her back seat companions seem agog at Ga-Ga’s attire…

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/14/2009 17:26

    King Cookie, oh you’ve heard her songs. Whether you wanted to or not, you’ve heard em.

  15. DB's Treasure 07/14/2009 17:26

    Ya know what, when this wench’s 15 minutes are up she is gonna go APESHIT crazy to get back in the starlight. You think Britney was bad? “Wait’ll they get a load of me…”

  16. Sensei John Kreese 07/14/2009 17:28

    She looks like the Beastmaster with a big snake wrapped around her or something.

  17. SCUM 07/14/2009 17:28

    When this sack of scrotal secretions came to S.F. the fags went ape shit.

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/14/2009 17:29

    Can’t get my, Can’t get my, Can’t get my song out of, your head.

  19. SinDs 07/14/2009 17:29

    are those bunny ears on her head?

  20. dirtydiane 07/14/2009 17:29

    the fuck?

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