Leave me alone!

By brendon July 16, 2009 @ 11:26 AM


I think they thought I was WWE superstar Batista, and frankly I don’t see the resemblance but whatever. Can I not even relax on South Beach for five god damn minutes without the paparazzi hounding me. Ohhh, oh my God, look now I’m eating a sandwich, how fascinating! You people need to get a fucking life.

(hq jump = here. source = mavrix online)

(200) Comments

  1. avatar
    DB's Treasure 07/16/2009 11:27

    I bet this guy’s pork sword couldn’t compete with a door stop.

  2. avatar
    dirtydiane 07/16/2009 11:31

    is that chick in the chair behind him trying to hide her laughter? cuz i sure as hell wouldn’t hide it, i’d laugh right in his face.

    “dude, you look fucking ridiculous!”

  3. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 07/16/2009 11:31

    I feel like a line from a Micheal Jackson song…”I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…but it cuts like a knife…”

  4. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 11:31

    100% all natural… i mean the sandwich.

  5. avatar
    Beppo 07/16/2009 11:31

    Wow, what an original comment from DB’s Treasure. Posting a a derogatory comment about some guys dick. I never saw that coming! Fuck. You annoying, oversexed virgins do realize that you’re not amusing anybody but yourselves, right? Christ, I’d help pay to get you idiots a hooker, if it meant you’d go away, or post something relevant FOR ONE FUCKING DAY. I’m serious. This virginity plague is what’s fueling your sophomoric circle jerk. Removing the mystery of human sexuality is the only way to get you fuckers to grow up and move on already.

  6. avatar
    dirtydiane 07/16/2009 11:32

    look, everyone!

    it’s bigfoot in blueblockers on the beach!

  7. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 11:32

    god dam you rick with the MJ reference!

  8. avatar
    CB007 07/16/2009 11:32

    The banner pic is the only one I liked, it all went down hill from there…too much muscle and the veins are excessive.

  9. avatar
    DB's Treasure 07/16/2009 11:32

    I bet this guy shits roids.

  10. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 11:33

    Beppo……. GTFO!

  11. avatar
    Zombie 07/16/2009 11:33

    Thanks for the props on the last thread guys. I’ll screencap them for my resume.

    By the way, did anyone catch that CB007 is posting links from Celebuzz? Just saying.

  12. avatar
    CodPiece 07/16/2009 11:33

    Beppo = Batista?

  13. avatar
    DB's Treasure 07/16/2009 11:34

    Beppo, it’s cool man. You just need a hug. C’mere.

  14. avatar
    pepper 07/16/2009 11:35

    the evolution of man…

  15. avatar
    CB007 07/16/2009 11:35

    By the way, did anyone catch that CB007 is posting links from Celebuzz? Just saying.

    It was just a link to one of the pictures that (p)Rick sent us too moments before. :)

  16. avatar
    CB007 07/16/2009 11:36

    too=two, fuck I need coffee

  17. avatar
    SinDs 07/16/2009 11:36

    oversexed virgins?

  18. avatar
    SinDs 07/16/2009 11:36

    oh, and this guy is nasty…just gross.

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/16/2009 11:36

    Nice fukking speedo on this meat head. Why would you want to flaunt your roid shrunken package? I can’t help but laugh at people older then 12 who watch wrestling. When is Vince McMan gonna have a stroke and die already?

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    Beppo 07/16/2009 11:37

    “Beppo……. GTFO!” Translation: “WAAAAAAAA! Your accurate criticism of me makes me feel bad about myself, so you better leave or I’M TELLING ON YOU! WAAAAAA!” Fucking pussy.

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