07.08.2009 Lindsay turned down “the Hangover”

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Judd Apatow has a pretty good resume with comedies, yet when Lindsay Lohan was offered the lead in “Knocked Up”, the role that went to Katherine Heigl, Lindsay turned it down. Todd Phillips also has a pretty good resume with comedies. His latest, “the Hangover”, has made $270 million worldwide in 4 weeks. Oh but you’ll never guess what savvy actress decided that script “had no potential”.

A source tells Us that director Todd Phillips approached Lohan to star in the hit flick after their mutual agent campaigned on the actress’ behalf.
“The agent tried hard to get Phillips to consider her,” says the source, “and when he finally agreed, Lindsay said she didn’t like the script!”
The role went to actress Heather Graham.

This is all good news for “the Hangover”, because Lindsay would have been a pain in the ass. I’d rather having something stolen from one of the pyramids on my set than Lindsay Lohan. Like a mask or something from a pharoahs tomb, one with a warning that a curse will strike down all who lay eyes on it. There’s no way that could be any worse than Lindsay Lohan.

(119) Comments

  1. FastInAtl 07/08/2009 11:05

    Where are the Emma Watson panty pics from last night? Oh, that’s right over on the funny site

  2. unclefriendlyhands 07/08/2009 11:07

    This is a nice tidbit, bu bring on the tittayz!

  3. Slaappy 07/08/2009 11:09

    Yeah right, picky Lindsey… She is broke, busted and gives handjobs for parties.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 07/08/2009 11:12

    LiHo turned the pic down because she read the title and thought it was her autobiography…

  5. lady garden 07/08/2009 11:13

    method acting non?

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 07/08/2009 11:13

    Lindsay must have thought the movie was her autobiography…

  7. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/08/2009 11:14

    Oh rick…You got scooped.

  8. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/08/2009 11:15

    This rumor is total bullshit as I find it hard to believe that Linsday has ever exercised poor judgement in her career.

  9. RedRage 07/08/2009 11:15

    That horrendous bikini does a great job showing off her curvy, feminine hips…… Have they covered Micheal up yet or is there time to fire a few more walking abortions into the hole?

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/08/2009 11:16

    Bullshit, I find it hard to believe that Lindsay would exercise such poor judgement.

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/08/2009 11:16

    This fukking post is worse then Linsday Lohan. Glad to see things around here are still on the downward spiral. I Really like the motorola ads too. I mean fuck new funny posts, just spend more time on ads.

  12. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/08/2009 11:17

    Lindsay made a bad career decision? I find this highly implausible.

  13. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/08/2009 11:17

    What the fuck, nice post delay.

    Now I look like a douchebag posting the same thing three times, I thought I was getting filtered or something, sorry everyone.

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 07/08/2009 11:18

    JCVD…actually I saw this earlier…but it didn’t have tits associated with it, so I turned it down…

  15. SomeoneluvsU 07/08/2009 11:18

    Lady

    More like meth acting, I’m thinking.

  16. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/08/2009 11:18

    By yourself…

  17. Zombie 07/08/2009 11:18

    Nice one, FastInAtl.

  18. SomeoneluvsU 07/08/2009 11:19

    Lady

    More like meth acting, I’m thinking.

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/08/2009 11:19

    ummm, are you no longer able to curse in posts?

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/08/2009 11:20

    fuck shit cunt fukker.

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