Mickey Rourke left The Wellington Club this morning at 4:30am after a night of drinking with Leonardo Di Caprio at the Whisky Mist in London, but on the way to his car some hooligan traffic barriers started some shit with the voices in Mickeys head. Needless to say he taught them some manners, and you can bet it’s a mistake they won’t make again.
(hq jump here. source = flynet online)


















And Pepper might be gay, big deal.
I fought a sidewalk once that got in my way.
it’s okay to fight sidewalks. but to steal a pair of church shoes from your grandma to wear out?
that’s insane.
what a sexy, sexy man
I ended up with a broken nose, hairline fracture to the skull, three hematoma’s, 5 external stitches and 1 internal stick. One eye 100% closed the other 85% closed.
Ohm’s whackin off somewhere.
9 1/2 Weeks/Wild Orchid Mickey Rourke > any Mickey Rourke ever since
Barfly rules.
i saw a chick at this dive bar last week that looked just like his ass. just a little more titties.
nice place that bitch had too.
you could fry 5 pounds o taters with the grease in that hair
“after a night of drinking” + “on the way to his car” = DUI and night in jail?
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Of course not silly… he’s a celeb.
Mickey Rourke = awesome.
LNOJ - Grandma’s church shoes - nice!
“on the way to his car some hooligan traffic barriers started some shit with the voices in Mickeys head.”
Rourke was a gamer, but the traffic barriers won by a TKO in the third round with a vicious barrage of punishment…
” No money, no job, no rent. Hey, I’m back to normal”
It is hardly news that the man is insane.
It is also not tits.
He left out the part where, on the way home, Mickey had to talk Leo’s retarded ass down from a water tower.
What is really insane is that there is a banner ad seeking volunteers for Big Brothers right above Mickey’s picture. Can you think of a better mentor for a fatherless boy? I thought not!
After a night of drinking, Leo drunk dials Bar Rafaeli while Mickey plays air boxing with the ghost of Loki.
Boring post!