07.22.2009 Mickey Rourke might be insane

Mickey Rourke Leaving Wellington Club In London (USA AND OZ ONLY

Mickey Rourke left The Wellington Club this morning at 4:30am after a night of drinking with Leonardo Di Caprio at the Whisky Mist in London, but on the way to his car some hooligan traffic barriers started some shit with the voices in Mickeys head. Needless to say he taught them some manners, and you can bet it’s a mistake they won’t make again.

(hq jump here. source = flynet online)


(74) Comments

  1. SCUM 07/22/2009 16:19

    And Pepper might be gay, big deal.

  2. SCUM 07/22/2009 16:20

    I fought a sidewalk once that got in my way.

  3. leftnutofjesus 07/22/2009 16:24

    it’s okay to fight sidewalks. but to steal a pair of church shoes from your grandma to wear out?
    that’s insane.

  4. SinDs 07/22/2009 16:26

    what a sexy, sexy man

  5. SCUM 07/22/2009 16:26

    I ended up with a broken nose, hairline fracture to the skull, three hematoma’s, 5 external stitches and 1 internal stick. One eye 100% closed the other 85% closed.

  6. DB's Treasure 07/22/2009 16:26

    Ohm’s whackin off somewhere.

  7. dirtydiane 07/22/2009 16:26

    9 1/2 Weeks/Wild Orchid Mickey Rourke > any Mickey Rourke ever since

  8. SCUM 07/22/2009 16:27

    Barfly rules.

  9. leftnutofjesus 07/22/2009 16:27

    i saw a chick at this dive bar last week that looked just like his ass. just a little more titties.

    nice place that bitch had too.

  10. SuperB 07/22/2009 16:28

    you could fry 5 pounds o taters with the grease in that hair

  11. Zombie 07/22/2009 16:28

    “after a night of drinking” + “on the way to his car” = DUI and night in jail?

    .

    Of course not silly… he’s a celeb.

  12. Sensei John Kreese 07/22/2009 16:29

    Mickey Rourke = awesome.

  13. Woodsman 07/22/2009 16:30

    LNOJ - Grandma’s church shoes - nice!

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 07/22/2009 16:32

    “on the way to his car some hooligan traffic barriers started some shit with the voices in Mickeys head.”

    Rourke was a gamer, but the traffic barriers won by a TKO in the third round with a vicious barrage of punishment…

  15. SCUM 07/22/2009 16:32

    ” No money, no job, no rent. Hey, I’m back to normal”

  16. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/22/2009 16:34

    It is hardly news that the man is insane.

    It is also not tits.

  17. Finks 07/22/2009 16:36

    He left out the part where, on the way home, Mickey had to talk Leo’s retarded ass down from a water tower.

  18. Woodsman 07/22/2009 16:37

    What is really insane is that there is a banner ad seeking volunteers for Big Brothers right above Mickey’s picture. Can you think of a better mentor for a fatherless boy? I thought not!

  19. Zombie 07/22/2009 16:38

    After a night of drinking, Leo drunk dials Bar Rafaeli while Mickey plays air boxing with the ghost of Loki.

  20. Mac-Daddy 07/22/2009 16:38

    Boring post!

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