These pictures of Monica Cruz (sister of Penelope Cruz) on a beach in Ibiza today looked hotter when they were thumbnails, but she still looks better than Katy Perry so there you go.
Latin chicks are always tan and they have gorgeous long hair, but they’re all nuts. It’s a terrible combination. They’re super hot, but they’ll also stab you. Thankfully many of them have no tits and a big ass so even if they’re hot it’s not a problem. If you see one with a nice ass and big tits, beware. That’s natures warning sign to stay back, like how cobras do that thing with their neck.
(4 more here. hq jump here. image source = flynet online)
Yyyaawwwwwwnnn!
If encountered by such a threat, my pants will display a “warning sign to stay back” as well. If provoked, they spit.
and just who is the pale retard with her…Casper the Friendly Douchebag?
Uuuuuuuuuuuh….Katy Parry is 10x hotter than Penelope Cruise. Damn, NPD, I swear that if you came home with a Viagra fed boner and there was your lamp and a beautiful model in your bed, you’d cast a 5 foot long rope around that fucking lamp.
judging by the dude’s ink, I guess he wanted to be a billboard when he grew up…
katy perry is way better than this? wtf mate?
I would happily bang all three chicks mentioned in this post and would like to hit the dickbag with this broad with a shovel because where does he get off being with Penelope Cruz’ hot sister? Cocksucker is ugly as sin. Must be rich.
TITO, you are alive, where have you been?
“katy perry is way better than this? wtf mate?”
I think DB is referencing KP’s measurements, SinDs…me, Ms. Cruz’s likely fiery temperament draws me like a moth to a flame…
Katy Perry looks better on paper, but she can’t compete in real life.
Well, to be honest, my pretend life.
I am wondering why she wasn’t in all the movies that penelope cruz was in instead. Even if she can’t act or remember her lines she would be better.
I’ve never ever seen the big deal with Penelope. I think she looks like a prairie rat.
DEAD AGAIN IN HERE! C’MON FUCKERS!
DB, Penelope Cruz just has that look…of the kind of woman I will never get to fuck. I see that look a lot, come to think of it.
Marilyn Manson scores all the hot chicks.
Psst-you might want to consider some SPF 800 there whitey.
Who’s that pasty white dude with the bad speedo and weird nipples (i hate weird nipples)?
Db, sunday is the 30th anniversary of Disco Demolition.
What Scum?
Check it out on You Tube. Type in Disco Demolition and see what happens when you mix baseball with beer and angry rockers.
Christ, that. Is. AWEEEEEEESOME!