Rihanna spent the Fourth of July at Tao in Vegas with some mystery dude who is reportedly her new lover, and she did it essentially topless, but don’t get too excited. That star over her nipple is what she wore, not something I did with photoshop to make these safe-for-work. It’s part of the picture.
Wait. No.
I meant to say, just keep clicking on these pictures, just click on them again and again and again, that star should come off eventually. Our server is loading aps or something right now, so it may take a while, but keep clicking and the amazing naked pictures should show up any second.
(hq jump here. source = flynet)
Morning pervs
I clicked 34times. Still no nipple
how very Janet of her, it’s almost like a round about tribute.
If you hit her hard enough, will it fall off?
I want to hit her with my love. I could thus imbibe her labia-coffin with my loin-wine…
Wardrobe malfunction! not asking for too much.
The pluses about Rihanna’s star:
1) It draws attention away from her ginormous fivehead.
2) It might inspire more underprivileged youth to consider a career in law enforcement.
3) It gives the song “When You Wish Upon a Star” a whole new life and meaning.
4) It has nothing to do with Michael Jackson.
The minuses?
1) It isn’t a falling star.
2) It looks like a sick variant of the face-hugging creature from the Alien series.
3) It isn’t a falling star.
That thing looks retarded, makes me want to smack her.
What a beautiful girl. What kind of Absolutely Inhuman Douchebag Piece Of Human Waste do you have to be to want to hit this lady??
I don’t even know if she can sing and I don’t care.
Today is just gonna suck.
If she covers her nipples with satars, does this mean she has a black hole covering her black holes?
I hear Spongebob is pissed that he wasn’t chosen.
I don’t want to see what’s under that star any more than I want to see her chocolate starfish
How was the wedding, DB? Did you get lucky with the flower girl?
Ssnake, the wedding was incredible. I hit it off with a fine female. I’m looking forward to seeing her again, actually. Good times.
I hear weddings are pretty good for that sort of thing. Someday I’ll tell you my reception-bathtub story. Congrats!
“Today is just gonna suck.”
my hommage to Ferris…who’s home sick today…
DB, what have you seen today?
Nothing good.
Nothing - wha - what do you mean nothing good? We’ve seen everything good. We’ve seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas! We saw this!!…
http://tinyurl.com/mefp7r
DB, Charlie Sheen would have been balls deep in that fine female less than an hour after the reception. Step up your game bro.
Lil’ Kim called…she wants her pasty back.
Bring back the swollen lip .