In the last few weeks, Marilyn Manson took time out from living in 1997 to start dating Stoya (the porn star. Picture Megan Fox if Megan Fox was into piercings and anal. NSFW pic here), Billy Corgan went out with LA weather-girl Jackie Johnson, and now Wicked Chops Poker sends over this picture of doofus Brad Garret playing poker while his hot little girlfriend waits patiently in a see-thru shirt with no bra.
The pictures below are also them in Hawaii about two weeks ago. After that is Corgan and Johnson. After that is a puddle of my tears and a chair I tipped over while shaking my fist at God.
NIGZ AND PIGZ EA…
…fuck it, my boner drained all my blood.
Manson always gets the best poon… apparently Satan answers prayers.
Dammit, being rich must be awesome.
Brads girlfriend is fucking amazing.
More on this “all three” stimulation, DD…
…do you have a separate dill to use on your 19th hole or you just use a ring finger?
brad garrett looks like the missing link
depends on the day and what my mood is, deebs. and no, not the ring finger…at least not by itself.
Jesus, Diane, do we have come over there and drag it out of you? Spill!
I hope all three die in the most gruesome manner possible.
“and no, not the ring finger…at least not by itself.”
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…I think my brain just took a shit
DD, I love watching girls play with themselves it is so intensely hot.
My gf and I like putting on porn and playing with ourselves until we can’t tale it anymore, then it’s rug burn time.
i think i did, snake. i said i use both. simmer down, beavis….
Ok . . .
I’m back. What were we talking about?
holy dissapearing comments batman
Stoya has yellow teeth, which is REALLY bad considering her skin is as white as a cloud. She must smoke a shitload of cigarettes. But I can’t blame her, if I were a pornstar (besides in my own head) I live like there were no tomorrow.
DD, wanna hear my method of whacking? First I start of slow. As the porno progresses so does my rhythm. I like to squeeze a bit harder when my hand reaches the head (dunno why but it feels better). When I release, I tend to jack more from the top rather than give the whole length of the dork a once and down.
…you didn’t wanna hear that, did ya?
not really, deebs. and something about you calling your penis a dork doesn’t really do a thing for me either. i like my man to be assertive and strong. that’s a cock, damnit. not a dork.
Ya know, a whole 3 minutes is a fucking long time without a comment on here. Feels like years!
DD, I’m here to put a smile on your face, not a snail trail in your pants. Making a woman laugh is the way to her heart, but if it made ya feel any better I’d thrust my cock in ya hard enough to make all your softball trophies fall from your bedroom shelves and stick my superbowl ring thick finger in your ass while you bit down on your bed post and sprayed a wave of lube fuel all over my hips and the sides of my ass cheeks.