KIRSTIE ALLEY - has four years to live because of her binge eating and total lack of self control. She’s now 58 and over 250 pounds. The article is from the Enquirer, but put the quotes in a different order and you could rewrite it for Popular Science, bragging that even motionless tubs of shit can live to 62 in this modern age of wonders. (source = NE)
BRAD PITT - Will not be running for mayor of New Orleans, despite a grass-roots campaign asking him to. If he did, he says he’d be “running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform.” Whatever dude. Campaign with Angie in the Tomb Raider outfit and I’d vote for him as King of Earth. (source = star)
KAT VON D - Is in the German FHM this month showing off her hot little body. The tats are a bit much though. Too many faces. Too many unblinking eyes and motionless expressions starring at me while I do it to her. I would be like humping Terri Schiavo. (hq jump = here)
Show the tittays
Too much ink, not enough pink.
and decidedly unfunny.
Terry Shiavo jokes are still all the rage.
“Too many unblinking eyes and motionless expressions starring at me while I do it to her. I would be like humping Terri Schiavo.”
That’s fucking funny right there.
Kirstie wants to live up to her last name….
Great Shiavo line … I think he meant to say:
“IT would be like humping ….”
Who is the other “i lost weight, i was fat chick” Valarie Burtanelli? Yeah, she has my vote for next Kristie Alley
Massive, that would make him Braindon, huh?
Or would it be Braindon Head?
Too much ink, not enough pink.
And when DB shits, too much _____.
I’ll be here all week.
Just took my fourth shit and it came outta my ass like the ink from a stolen bank bag of money.
With that, I bid everyone a good evening.
DB…I think you need some Immodium AD.
Have to admit, the Veggie Tales girl bit was pretty funny.
Kat is really fugly without makeup.
I’d fuck her.
That’s definitely not German. Looks more like Danish.
Kat better hope she dies young, she’s gonna look even more hideous when eh gets old and wrinkly and no one can make heads or tails of those tatts!
eibmoZ, nah, the “BRAIN HEAD” moniker only applies to me, and must be in all caps. Keep in mind that was mylene’s attempt at insulting me. Or is that Caroline?
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And when DB shits, too many Keebles and Bits.
Anyone else think neil diamond?
I’d jizz on Kat’s multiple faces. It’s like a group hug facial.
Kat is such an annoying cunt. She does good work though.
“She does good work though.”
Sucking cock is not considered work; it’s a passion.