08.05.2009 Being Leo DiCaprio looks fun

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Leonardo DiCaprio is single these days, and that can only mean one thing. Whores. In this case Spanish ones as he and some friends spend some time on the beaches of Ibiza. To be honest these whores are kind of ugly, but they’re all probably millionaire models, so that’s good enough. It would be like driving the Batmobile. In reality it’s mostly plywood held together with duct tape and there’s no engine so you have to Fred Flintstone your ass around a showroom, but still, you drove the Batmobile dude. Nice.

(hq jump here. source = flynet and splash)


(141) Comments

  1. Jean-Claude Van Douche 08/05/2009 12:16

    It does seem like it would be great to be him and have been him since he was like 10.

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/05/2009 12:17

    We ovah here nah!

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/05/2009 12:19

    i used to feel bad for him on growing pains when he lived in a janitors closet and had no family, then poppa seaver said come live with me and my bible thumpig son, my dinner puking daughter, and my meth smoking blond fag other son. Oh i think i have a really tall wife and a dog too.

  4. Death to Finkle! 08/05/2009 12:23

    I’ll be climbing the water tower if you guys need me.

  5. Rokan 08/05/2009 12:29

    Finkle,

    Is that a cum-rope?

  6. Rick (with a silent P) 08/05/2009 12:30

    We need better photogs…a beach in Ibiza and no nudity?? That’s like going to a Baskin-Robbins and finding out they’re out of all 31 flavors…

  7. RedRage 08/05/2009 12:30

    DDM, I couldn’t be bothered to google it. But now I know and knowing is half the battle. The other half occurred on the last thread over a “girl”.

  8. FriedPigPussy 08/05/2009 12:30

    Leo looks like a frog.

  9. RemSteale 08/05/2009 12:31

    Trust me Rick, the nudity in Ibiza really isnt always up to much

  10. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/05/2009 12:31

    the chick in the green bikini looks like her tits would be dissapointing with out anything covering them.

  11. Death to Finkle! 08/05/2009 12:31

    Yes it is, Ro. Yes, it is.

    You wanna double dutch with it?

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 08/05/2009 12:32

    humm, strange there is a different atmosphere on this post…

  13. RedRage 08/05/2009 12:32

    FPP, that’s a delightful avi. Was she nose fucked to death?

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 08/05/2009 12:33

    “Trust me Rick, the nudity in Ibiza really isnt always up to much”

    As we have said here before, Rem, once you’ve seen one lady naked, you pretty much want to see all of them naked…

  15. RemSteale 08/05/2009 12:33

    Evidently Vanessa’s boobs bring out the worst in people, Dirty.
    Apparently homosexuality in Zac Efron’s case

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 08/05/2009 12:33

    “You wanna double dutch with it?”

    Just don’t cross the streams…

  17. CodPiece 08/05/2009 12:33

    This post is cleansed ….

  18. RemSteale 08/05/2009 12:34

    Well, I’m going to duck out and go home, so I wont be picking any more fights today folks.

    have a better day

  19. Jean-Claude Van Douche 08/05/2009 12:34

    Show me that smile DDM

  20. SuperB 08/05/2009 12:35

    wow…just wow.

    first off, I come here to snark…not talk about my fucking personal life or personally attack others. Basically I think fighting on the internet is more than retarded, that is why I just ignore you Lefty. Pic wasnt put up to get comments, there was a reason which doesnt involve you, but hey I am not suprised you had something to say since you lately cant seem to post more than 2 comments without my name in it, or throw up shit about me when I am not here. Really, I don’t give a shit what you think…is just getting really old and all I can say is if you continue to spit my name every which way I hope you fucking choke on it. Its actually really sad to me, because you used to be a damn funny guy, now your just like a obsessive old bitch. Everyone wants to bitch about how Durden isnt the same but its shit like this that brings it down. Sorry I wont stoop to that level and attack you back. Have fun with that.

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