08.25.2009 I think I got tricked

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Like a dog who hears a can opener, I perked right up when I saw the words “Victorias Secret” and “beach”, and instantly bought this entire set of pictures. As it turns out I’m easily bamboozled because these were disappointing, and the only one in a goddamn bikini was this thankfully nice-assed Asian girl on the crew. The good thing to take from this is that they are shooting again, so maybe new Marisa Miller bikini pics will be around later this week. Until then, anyone not digging that girls ass must be “crazy in the coconut” as my grandfather used to say before we put him in a home for annoying us with dumb sayings like “crazy in the coconut”.

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(17) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/25/2009 11:35

    Rubbing one out to these pictures kind of reminds me of doing so to a Sears catalog. I’m not above jerking off to either btw.

  2. ohmwrecker 08/25/2009 11:38

    OK, when did she go from boring bra to hot pink bra and where are the titty pics?

  3. DB's Treasure 08/25/2009 11:39

    I’d have sex with all this white girl!

  4. ohmwrecker 08/25/2009 11:39

    I need a gigantic fucking umbrella over here NOW!

  5. dirtydiane 08/25/2009 11:42

    DB, it’s kinda dead in here…can you start lighting your farts on fire? That’d be entertaining, especially if you singed your butt hairs.

  6. TheOverrated 08/25/2009 11:43

    lmao, we all make mistakes, like that time i bought a time machine on ebay and burned my balls. or was that napoleon dynamite?

    http://theoverrated.com/

  7. angelove35 08/25/2009 11:46

    she is so pretty, love her very much. it’s said she has nice profile on
    ____m i l l i o n a i r e c h a t s .c o m_____is a private exclusive dating club to meet millionaires, rich and beautiful men and women worldwide. hope youcan find you perfect match.

  8. Zombie 08/25/2009 11:47

    I’M IN MIAMI TRICK!

  9. dirtydiane 08/25/2009 11:49

    or perhaps you could soak angelove35’s ass hairs in turpentine and then light “her’s” on fire…?

  10. Death to Finkle! 08/25/2009 11:49

    Where the fuck is Watt? I catch shit over “darn”, yet “bamboozled” is ok?

    I feel hornswoggled.

  11. RedRage 08/25/2009 11:57

    What a controversy! What do you mean this doesn’t look like a woman? If I was in a bar in this beauty walked in, you know I’d be taking “her” home. Pepper’s kinda lady!

    http://tinyurl.com/lwphmm

  12. Zombie 08/25/2009 12:00

    DB - if they were going to make a “Bud Light presents: Real Men Of Genius” commercial about you, what would your description be?

    Mr. _____________ Guy

  13. Watt 08/25/2009 12:01

    Deebs

    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

  14. Death to Finkle! 08/25/2009 12:07

    Mr. Pointy-Cock, Dorito-Stained Finger Guy?

  15. Death to Finkle! 08/25/2009 12:12

    “…go get your own inside.”

    That’s good shit.

  16. SuperB 08/25/2009 12:14

    Mr. I Drink so much beer I piss the bed Guy

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