Kristin Cavallari went to the beach in Malibu yesterday, but it would have been better if she had gone down to Manhattan or one of the more popular beaches like that. Because maybe they would have someone even more plain and boring than she is, and she could go stand by them. Then by default Kristin would seem somewhat animated and interesting.
FIST!
At least she doesn’t have a cock.
YES!!!
i can’t look at her and not think steeeeeevannnnnn!
nice Missoni bikini btw
Hello nurse.
No friggen idea who this wench is, but I’d still bury my dick in her large intestine.
IMDB says her newest work is on Van Wilder: Freshman Year
i love pregnant bitches.
she was on Laguna Beach Deebs, reality show on MTV like The Hills
Oh, well…yea then that’s why I have no idea who she is.
I just scoped out her pics and noticed she really isn’t anything that fantastic. A flat ass really ruins a woman. Especially when they wear a bikini bottom that NEEDS a little bubble butt to fill it. Instead it’s got about 6 extra inches of room and it flaps like a flag in a hurricane.
But like I said before…I’d fuck her.
I’d hit it!
I’d jizz on her food baby.
I want to pinch her tummy like a babie’s face. Dating her would be cool because I wouldn’t feel the need to constantly be sucking in my gut.
Yea, I dunno what’s going on with her stomach. She certainly doesn’t have a gut, but it aint flat. I’m confused.
I’m eating a rice krispies treat.
Remember the cereal they made of that?
I wonder if Br3ndon/NPD sits around signing the guy parts of B-52 songs while creating these boring ass posts …
…………but it wasn’t a rock, it was a ROCK LOBSTER!!!
ROMAN,DB(fag treasure),Pepper,Dick with silent P,Ssnakeasshole,SCUM fuck,ASS ReamerSteale,and those who I forget to mention.
Let’s start!Drama Queens(Queers !!) Oh yeah,DB fag treasure,tell us how you got laid with your new/dog gf,and how she sucked your tiny little stick dick(in reality DB’s girl/dog is only allowing him to smell her “coconut” flavor shampoo)hair,hahaha fucking hilarious !guy can’t even go pass first base,and yeah guys..tell us how you all got laid this weekend, and how much booze you consumed.
Really?, hmm I think the reason why you only here on week days,(writing about your made up life ),is because really,on weekends,mom and dad are home, and that none of you “kids”are allowed to play in the computer.I see mom’s finally made her money” sucking cocks for crack”ROMAN”, (HOME ALONE).again, while parents are out lining up at the food stamps office
signing = singing
(here’s your keyboard back Sup)
Hahahaha..I had a restful day..Fuckers!now I am here to ruin your day.
i wandered where that went cod…
okay that one was too obvious, yet it made me laugh
DB,I see you still haven’t got laid? Told you to take her fat ass at McDonalds.Oh what you can’t afford it,that’s why you are on here instead.
“(here’s your keyboard back Sup)”
hilarity