08.20.2009 Lindsay has fixed all her problems

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Lindsay Lohan has been in a downward spiral for a few years, but yesterday she got a bunch of collagen injected into her lips to compliment her stringy hair and went shopping for three hours in a closed store. This could the turning point that gets her back on track. Jesus told his knights that happiness comes from material possessions and superficial changes, so this new and improved Lindsay will be a real dynamo I bet. A “Super Lindsay”, if you will.

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(40) Comments

  1. CodPiece 08/20/2009 15:52

    Gross.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/20/2009 15:54

    Jesus, she looks like she’s 23 going on 53. I’m seriously confused as to whether I would bang her anymore. Ok I probably would.

  3. fbones 08/20/2009 15:56

    she looks like the blue things from the previous post.

  4. SCUM 08/20/2009 15:58

    I’ll take the Shauna Sand look please.

  5. leftnutofjesus 08/20/2009 15:58

    bret michaels shopping?

    enjoy that. i’m out. goddamned low-brow 80s loving sonbitches.

  6. dirtydiane 08/20/2009 15:59

    are sure that’s collagen injections? looks to me like her herp sores just needed lancing.

  7. SCUM 08/20/2009 16:00

    Now her upper lips are as beat up as the lower ones.

  8. leftnutofjesus 08/20/2009 16:02

    her pussy has stories told about it to younger generations in Africa.

  9. They Call Me Lo 08/20/2009 16:02

    If this bitch is so broke all the time how does she get the goddamned stores to close so she can go shopping? I’m saying “broke” in Hollywood doesn’t mean what it does here on the east coast.

    God damn life sucks.

  10. SuperB 08/20/2009 16:03

    what is up with these white bitches and all that weave? really? her and brit need to take the tracks out and let that shit BREATHE!!

  11. leftnutofjesus 08/20/2009 16:05

    What a girl want, what a girl need
    fuckin job and a brand new hair weave

  12. SuperB 08/20/2009 16:05

    black people can wear extensions…cause it is okay if they dont wash their hair every few days…

    if your wearing weave at best your supposed to only wash your hair every 3-4 days and really not even that much….white people’s scalps make oil…black people..not so much

    you do the math

  13. Rokan 08/20/2009 16:07

    I haven’t seen a set of lips like that since I broke my Fleshlight.

  14. CodPiece 08/20/2009 16:18

    Hrm ….

    http://tinyurl.com/m7zrx9

  15. CodPiece 08/20/2009 16:18

    OOops … sorry about that. I’m retarded.

  16. leftnutofjesus 08/20/2009 16:19

    Mine broke when I put it up my ass too, Rokan.

  17. Observer 08/20/2009 16:19

    Will thicker lips make her suck and swallow harder?

    DirtyDiane?

    SuperB?

    SinDs?

  18. Observer 08/20/2009 16:20

    Where IS “Thats Retarded”?

  19. Rokan 08/20/2009 16:21

    That’s not what did it, lefty.

    It was an ill-advised DP attempt. Long story.

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