The sixth stage of grief is to walk around a rooftop Hollywood pool in a bikini and drink champagne, so Megan Hauserman from ‘Megan Wants a Millionaire’ seems to be recovering nicely after her rejection sent Ryan Jenkins into a dark portal of madness and murder.
Here she is yesterday in LA with some lumbering moose. Maybe that star of David around her neck means she’s taking strength in her faith, and Doofus Frankenstein there is some kind of spiritual adviser ( “-stein” = jewish?). Another theory is that the majority of attractive women in LA are black-hearted monsters.
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first?
no plug :)
second!
Third base is better.
she has such a I3utter face!
her ass is sweeet thou. very sweet id have to I3rown paper I3ag it
Nice nice outline of her snatch in the second picture. Also, nice tits. Dig that ass too. It’s probably pretty obvious at this point that I would bang the shit out of her given the opportunity.
I see, Jew-toe!!!!
#1 with a bullet on Ohmwrecker Hot Hatefuck 100!
mmm camel toe
is the “B” on your keyboard broken, overrated? cuz that 13 crap is annoying, son.
and who the fuck is this?
Megan Wants a Millionare? Yeah, well, MarkeFried wants to fuck Megan. Where’s my reality show.
Man-face Hogan-esque hootchie that I’d still cock-stab.
“diane,
would you shit in a dessert bowl on camera if i paid you five dollars and i jacked off while watching?
it’s for DB’s birthday.”
Lefty you sick fuck!! I can’t quit laughing and people are starting to get annoyed/worried, cause nothing is very funny in my office today.
Put me down for $10.00
lol it is roken…i spilled something on it today :( need a new one
Stop being such a 13utthole.
I would beat her box like a retarded mongoloid babybrain trying to put out the fire in his treehouse that he “accidentally” started
i’m going to have to decline that horrid request, lefty. i’ll send DB a case of doritos.
This chick is Jewish? Her Nanna must be rolling over in her grave.
no shit, fried man. i think i just converted to buddahism full-time.
oops…make that “buddhism”
i would collect every drop of pussy juice and ass sweat this bitch puts out to use in my coffee every morning.
No Shit, She is Jewish.
I didn’t notice the Star of David. I based my assumption on her tight twat and the pissed off look on her face.
:: Hides behind coat-rack and waits for Diane to retaliate. ::