08.27.2009 Megan Hauserman is doing better

Megan Hauserman

The sixth stage of grief is to walk around a rooftop Hollywood pool in a bikini and drink champagne, so Megan Hauserman from ‘Megan Wants a Millionaire’ seems to be recovering nicely after her rejection sent Ryan Jenkins into a dark portal of madness and murder.

Here she is yesterday in LA with some lumbering moose. Maybe that star of David around her neck means she’s taking strength in her faith, and Doofus Frankenstein there is some kind of spiritual adviser ( “-stein” = jewish?).  Another theory is that the majority of attractive women in LA are black-hearted monsters.

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(60) Comments

  1. TheOverrated 08/27/2009 16:41

    first?

    no plug :)

  2. Come Break Me 08/27/2009 16:43

    second!

  3. Rokan 08/27/2009 16:45

    Third base is better.

  4. TheOverrated 08/27/2009 16:45

    she has such a I3utter face!

    her ass is sweeet thou. very sweet id have to I3rown paper I3ag it

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/27/2009 16:45

    Nice nice outline of her snatch in the second picture. Also, nice tits. Dig that ass too. It’s probably pretty obvious at this point that I would bang the shit out of her given the opportunity.

  6. Rokan 08/27/2009 16:47

    I see, Jew-toe!!!!

  7. ohmwrecker 08/27/2009 16:48

    #1 with a bullet on Ohmwrecker Hot Hatefuck 100!

  8. TheOverrated 08/27/2009 16:49

    mmm camel toe

  9. dirtydiane 08/27/2009 16:51

    is the “B” on your keyboard broken, overrated? cuz that 13 crap is annoying, son.

    and who the fuck is this?

  10. The Fried Man 08/27/2009 16:51

    Megan Wants a Millionare? Yeah, well, MarkeFried wants to fuck Megan. Where’s my reality show.

  11. Thunder Dog 08/27/2009 16:52

    Man-face Hogan-esque hootchie that I’d still cock-stab.

  12. Rokan 08/27/2009 16:53

    “diane,

    would you shit in a dessert bowl on camera if i paid you five dollars and i jacked off while watching?

    it’s for DB’s birthday.”

    Lefty you sick fuck!! I can’t quit laughing and people are starting to get annoyed/worried, cause nothing is very funny in my office today.

    Put me down for $10.00

  13. TheOverrated 08/27/2009 16:53

    lol it is roken…i spilled something on it today :( need a new one

  14. ohmwrecker 08/27/2009 16:54

    Stop being such a 13utthole.

    I would beat her box like a retarded mongoloid babybrain trying to put out the fire in his treehouse that he “accidentally” started

  15. dirtydiane 08/27/2009 16:54

    i’m going to have to decline that horrid request, lefty. i’ll send DB a case of doritos.

  16. The Fried Man 08/27/2009 16:55

    This chick is Jewish? Her Nanna must be rolling over in her grave.

  17. dirtydiane 08/27/2009 16:56

    no shit, fried man. i think i just converted to buddahism full-time.

  18. dirtydiane 08/27/2009 16:57

    oops…make that “buddhism”

  19. leftnutofjesus 08/27/2009 16:58

    i would collect every drop of pussy juice and ass sweat this bitch puts out to use in my coffee every morning.

  20. Rokan 08/27/2009 16:58

    No Shit, She is Jewish.

    I didn’t notice the Star of David. I based my assumption on her tight twat and the pissed off look on her face.

    :: Hides behind coat-rack and waits for Diane to retaliate. ::

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