WEEKEND BOX OFFICE - “Inglourious Basterds” crushed this weekend, pulling in 65.1M worldwide. This is good news for director Quentin Tarantino and star Brad Pitt, two big names who don’t always deliver box office. A friend of mine almost didn’t go see it but I told her she should. And then I kidnapped her sister to let her know I meant business. (variety)
CURRENT SONG - the remix of “Superstar” from Lupe Fiasco, featuring Young Jeezy and TI. Not only does Jeezy put out awesome records, he was all but unstoppable if you took him in Def Jam Icon on the 360. (superstar = here)
LINDSAY LOHAN - was robbed again this weekend for the 2nd time in 3 months. The suspects reportedly took several watches and removed a wall safe. They would have taken more but Lindsay was beginning to suspect they weren’t really pizza delivery men. (the ap)
JENNIFER TILLY - turns 51 in 3 weeks, but still looks better than most when she goes to the pool. And she has that sexy voice. Long story short, I fucked her. (source = fame)
she is so pretty, love her very much. it’s said she has nice profile on
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Jennifer Free willy should be her name
We had sex. We had what Joe calls sex.
Are the burglars ninjas or wizards or something? Lohan’s house is seemingly under constant watch by the paparazzi.
And those are some weapons grade tits right there on Miss Tilly, I’d love to fondle them. And bang her of course.
DD, you had this to say before the newest thread…
“kids today are a bunch of fucking pansies.”
It’s because of these hippie shithead parents. When I take my kids to their baseball or soccer games you best bet your ass I’ll be the dad with the giant erase board with the fucking score on it. I can’t stand this crap that adults pull with their kids nowadays. When I was a kid I lost many sports games and LIKED it!
Nice to see she brought her own floatation devices to the pool
it is because the parents are lazy and think it should somehow all be “fair”.
losing builds character and drive to succeed…not everyone needs to get a trophy so if you want to get a trophy, you need to work hard.
Yea, but why work hard when shit is just given to you as a child nowadays. It’s the same with discipline; I was at the market last week picking up groceries and this little tubby piss ant 8 - 10 year old was making a fuss cause his mother wasn’t getting stuff to make cupcakes or some shit. The fucker was literally screaming. If that had been me 16 years ago my mom woulda decked through the floor. I swear, I will thump a child if they deserve it and not think twice. Especially when I’m sitting in a prison cell.
does anyone but me remember the days when you actually had to “try out” for a team…even little league not all kids made it….
my daughter plays 2 sports currently and has a practice for one or the other almost every night of the week. she is lucky to play for coaches that still are a little “old school”, and if kids dont show for the practices or are late, they set the fucking bench….and I sure think that is the way it should be, and back both the coaches when one of those lazy shitty feel good parents complain.
I also saw a 14/15 yr old girl who (from behind) looked of age. Typical how parents allow their early teen daughter to walk outside in tight tight tight shorts with half her cheeks hanging out of ‘em. Hell, I aint complaining. Just sayin parenting today is nothing like what I experienced growing up.
Z, honestly some day if and when you procreate your going to want to come back and kick your own ass for even saying that shit…
Well I suppose I say a lot of things that I shouldn’t while joking around. However I can’t imagine becoming a little girl’s father one day and being mad at myself for possessing a crude sense of humor in my 20’s.
Dammit DB, I had a question in the other thread for you.
DB,
As the resident bowel movement expert, is it bad for you if there’s a hint of wet dog smell in your poop?
I grew up in an Italian/Irish home. Don’t think for a second I didn’t go a week without having my smart ass mouth beaten to a pulp.
SupB, I remember tryouts. If my kid sucks at a sport I am yanking him/her off the team.
“But Dad!”
“Ya stink, kid. You better study, cause that Heisman trophy aint lookin to bright.”
Sensei, I have noticed that taking a shit just after smelling dog crap….my poop smells very much like dog poop. Now, “wet dog”? You stumped me.
My wolverine beard is coming in nicely.
Damn.
If you call a doc to have that looked at, the wet dog smell, do they even do it or is that too much even for them to handle?
Where in the love of Christ are you dick mitts!?!?
Tryouts are usually for the school team, right? If a kid signs up for the Recreation Dept or the YMCA league, they pretty much have to be placed on a team.
Sensei, I coulda swore I shit a fistful of toothpicks this morning. Maybe I should get THAT checked out.
What’s up ass-hats?
DB,
Are you well rested?