Carla Bruni, the French first lady, showed off her hot ex-model body while on a vacation in the south of France, and let’s all hold hands and pray our first lady doesn’t take this as some sort of challenge. If the lumpy mess we have walked out of the ocean like this, it wouldn’t be clear if she was trying to be sexy or explain some point about Darwin.
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I hear that French women have very clean assholes.
Can anyone confirm or deny this?
Point taken, NPD, but Michelle Obama can kick your ass.
BSDC, their asses smell better than their armpits.
Ssnake, grooooossssss.
I’d wrestle a bolt of lightning to bang that ass.
I had a lengthy, and ultimately frustrating make-out session with a French girl years ago. She was red-light-green-light all night long. From the waist down she smelled like a Alpine meadow.
DB licks french asshole clean
OH, YAY! YOU FUCKING HACKS ARE BACK TO POSTING THE SAME STUPID SHIT. HOW NOT FUCKING REFRESHING IT IS TO READ YOUR PREDICTABLE RESPONSES TO A PICTURE OF A FEMALE. FUCKING GIVE ME A BREAK AND FUCKING DIE ALREADY. BEING BORED TO DEATH BY YOUR POSTS IS TOO SLOW AND PAINFUL.
Carla Bruni must be about the same age as Elle, but she’s got softer features and doesn’t look as worn as Elle. Lose the sunglasses, though.
“My penis wanna know where da gold at!”
Classic Codpiece.
This is the “exercise your pelvic floor” chick…..i bet she practices by fucking God.
Run away, run awaaaayyyyy!!!
Pot meet beppo
GOOD AFTERNOON, FUCKERS! AM I INTERRUPTING YOU? I AM? WELL, THAT’S TOO FUCKING BAD!! HAHAHAHAHA
GOOD AFTERNOON, FUCKERS! AM I INTERRUPTING YOU? I AM? WELL, THAT’S TOO FUCKING BAD!! HAHAHAHAHA
GOOD AFTERNOON, FUCKERS! AM I INTERRUPTING YOU? I AM? WELL, THAT’S TOO FUCKING BAD!! HAHAHAHAHA
* takes two coconut shells and starts tapping*
Too bad this challenge didn’t happen when Clinton was president, Hilary in a bikini would be haaawwwt.
Do they make pant-suit bikinis?
Je détruirais ce corps
I’m not sure what Beppo is trying to get at here…
I would creme brulee all over her face while playing with her escargot like clit until she wines. And that is how it’s done kids.
I just thought of a pant suit bikini - almost barfed laughing.
SomeoneluvsU-
gross dude. I would prefer Chelsea
pantsukini