08.24.2009 what in the hell is that

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I know it’s not very nice to post swimsuit pictures of Helena Bonham Carter this weekend in Malibu, and specifically to crop those pictures to highlight… whatever the hell that is that we’re looking at, but she should have thought of that 30 minutes earlier when she was getting dressed. As she battled her swimsuit and tried to pull it up and over all the waves of person, with things sloshing around inside like when you have a big drink in your car and you take a turn too fast. It probably looked like she was trying to shove an octopus into her uterus, except less erotic than that made it sound.


(66) Comments

  1. RedRage 08/24/2009 15:20

    Yummy! Cottage cheese.

  2. RedRage 08/24/2009 15:20

    Lick my nuts and deep me!

  3. RedRage 08/24/2009 15:20

    Rokan, don’t fuck up my triple.

  4. DB's Treasure 08/24/2009 15:21

    Nope. Nope. No thanks.

  5. RedRage 08/24/2009 15:21

    The cycle!!!!

  6. RedRage 08/24/2009 15:21

    God damnit!

  7. CodPiece 08/24/2009 15:22

    I bet this gets Rem SO hard ….

  8. Rokan 08/24/2009 15:23

    Sorry, RR . . . I’d have let you have it. That damn DB is a ball hog.

  9. DB's Treasure 08/24/2009 15:24

    Rokan, who is cuttin off whose tits?????!!!!

  10. TheOverrated 08/24/2009 15:24

    LMAO!!!

    i did a story about this on saturday and said she bleeds gravy! hilarious!
    http://theoverrated.com/

  11. Rokan 08/24/2009 15:24

    Fuck,

    I would not check her for worms.

    I’d lose my wristwatch in there, and its a Seiko.

  12. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/24/2009 15:25

    When I see pictures of women like this I almost always try to imagine what their snatch smells like. In her case I’d have to venture it’s probably a musty combination of a can of hot pennies and overcooked lasagna.

  13. RedRage 08/24/2009 15:26

    What does “deep me” mean?

    Why am I craving Koolaid so badly right now?

  14. DB's Treasure 08/24/2009 15:26

    “musty combination of a can of hot pennies and overcooked lasagna.”

    Unbelievable. I threw up a bit.

  15. Rokan 08/24/2009 15:26

    Overrated, go fuck yourself.

    DB,
    I said that they would ID the chick’s body by the serial numbers on her massive implants, so if the guy was gonna go through the trouble of cutting off her fingers and pulling all her teeth out, he needed to cut her tits off too.

    And I don’t even watch CSI.

  16. DB's Treasure 08/24/2009 15:27

    RedRage, “deep me” = deep throat me

  17. DarkCherry 08/24/2009 15:27

    this is just wrong and mean. to subject us to this I mean. can we have one of those like mass postings where this is only up for maybe 5 minutes and then we get something new.

    PLEASE????

  18. RedRage 08/24/2009 15:27

    Pennies are the hot.

  19. RedRage 08/24/2009 15:28

    I know, I was making fun of me omitting the deep in my post.

  20. DarkCherry 08/24/2009 15:30

    damn rokan. now i know why your ex wife still let’s you hit it.

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