Tim Burton Kissed Another Woman Now Helena Bonham Carter Won’t Change Her Clothes

October 8, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are a lot of weird couples in this world. In high school I sat behind the tuba player from band who would vigorously massage his large clarinetist girlfriend on the finger tips while she ate a cheddar cheese... READ MORE

Last Night Was The Oscars, Here Are The Boobs That Showed Up

February 26, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last night was The 85th Annual Academy Awards and I’m completely ashamed to say I watched the entire thing. To sum it up, Seth MacFarlane did surprisingly not shitty, Jennifer Lawrence fell down, the Best Director winner was bullshit,... READ MORE

‘Lone Ranger’ has a trailer too

October 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s been a few months since we got to see Helena Bonham Carter act opposite Johnny Depp in a funny outfit, so here’s the first trailer for ‘The Lone Ranger: A History of Trains in America and Their Impact... READ MORE

Helena Bonham Carter is a crazy person

July 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

First of all, easy on the butter. Second of all, BRUSH YOUR GOD DAMN HAIR. Ducks and ponies groom themselves, why can’t a movie star? They dont even have god damn hands! (image source of helena in hampstead having... READ MORE

and here is the exact opposite of Jaime Pressly

March 1, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Helena Bonham Carter put on her least dirty purple socks and orthopedic shoes to swing by a school in London this afternoon and pick up her son Billy. His dad is Tim Burton, and he has velcro shoes and... READ MORE