Okay so I have 8 tickets to see Katy Perry, live at the Hollywood Palladium this Saturday night. But I’m no good at thinking up contests. Let’s just do this: I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 100. The first 4 who get it get 2 tix each. Email what it might be to the new contact address: email@example.com
Or if you’re a hot girl just send topless pictures. Of course I won’t hold my breath because I’ve been doing this damn site for 4 years and never once has a girl sent me topless pictures. Is Tyler blocked everywhere except for Mormon math camps or something, jesus christ.
UPDATE – 2 down, 6 to go.
UPDATE – 4 down, 4 to go. And stop guessing 69 ya fukkin perverts.
UPDATE – I swear to you, its not 69. God you people are filthy.
UPDATE – 6 down, 2 to go. Maybe the number has changed to 69 now. Try guessing that a hundred more times. Maybe I thought it was something else.
UPDATE – 47. it was 47. another good number is 0. that’s how many pictures came in. is it just prisoners reading this. do you people not have phones.