FUN WITH TAZERS - Police in Merced, CA. used a stun gun on a man with no legs in a wheelchair. Twice. Then his pants fell down as they handcuffed him on the ground, and they left him that way in broad daylight. Then he sat in jail for 6 days, then was released for lack of evidence. Why would they do all this? Probably because the guy was an asshole. I’ve had a house cat kick my ass, don’t tell me someone in a wheelchair can’t bite and scratch and give you some disease. And of course they left him on the ground. He’s got no legs. What should they do, carry him around on their back like he’s Yoda? (ap)
KHLOE KARDASHIAN - will marry LA Laker Lamar Odom this Sunday, even though they only met last month. “It will be a very detailed and classy affair,” a source said of the wedding. Unlike the divorce next month, which will be haphazard and bullet ridden. (people)
HEATHER LOCKLEAR - has agreed to reprise her role as Amanda Woodward on the new ‘Melrose Place’. The plan is for her to make her debut on Nov. 17, around one month after the show will be canceled. (wonderwall)
BILLY JOEL - is 60, and still divorcing 27-year-old Katie Lee Joel, but yesterday he brought his new gf to the opera, and she looks even younger than Katie (picture). At what point are we gonna see the FBI confiscating this guys hard drives. (popeater)
ANNALYNNE MCCORD - wore this awesome dress to the HBO Emmy party Sunday night. She and I would be a good couple because we’re both real hot, but I dress real conservative. My sexuality is assertive without being pushy. (hq jump here. source = getty and pco)
I hope there’s video of the tasing.
Nice hooker shoes.
ah yea, hometown making it on wwtdd! i’ll be moving back there after i finish school this year. go merced!
I’ve always wanted to go to California, just to see what the deal is and why everybody writes songs about it. Well, now I don’t have to. If I lived in a place where potential South Park scenes were daily occurences, I would probably pick up a guitar too, if only to drown out the screams of pain coming from the cripple lying in the middle of the road. God bless America.
seriously, how is there not a single beaver shot or nip slip in that dress???
*whispers to Scum* I think Lora’s been drinking … tell her you want to have kids and you’re in
Woodsman, I think somebody definitly spiked the Koolaid today. Some strange behavior going on.
Who the fuck is Lora?
Tony! I’ve missed you too.
I watched Iron Man for the very first time last week and thought of you. You were right, it was ace. I’ve fallen in love with Robert Downey Jnr. I’m not proud, but that’s just the way things are.
Lora,
I can see up your skirt.
Is that a wookie pitching, and if so, for whom?
And I can see everything.
Just thought you should know.
Kudos to your stylist.
Awesome, that’s the look I was going for. The Lohan Look.
So how is everyone tonight, apart from being deathly silent…?
Detroit Tiger, Rusty.
Excellent. Now I need to get the rest of the Euros to watch Iron Man and buy into it’s message…
Lora, I just got home.
I don’t know about Tony. I think its been raining in Texas since April, so he should be all rusty by now.
Pepper closed up his lemonade stand early, so I know he’s around here somewhere.
Have you met Rusty?
There’s a message in Iron Man? Pepper sells lemonade now? And someone’s rusty?
I’ve been gone too long.
Gold titanium alloy… doesn’t rust.
The Red sox should have traded Wakefield a wookie. We might have been at the top of our division instead of clinging to a wild card spot.
Hi Lora. I guess I’m the Rusty one…but not in the iron oxide sense.
Am I the only one that read that as “Anal-Lynne”?
Dammit.