Chris Brown is furious today over rumors that he can’t remember the night when he beat the shit out of Rihanna (you better watch your back, rumors. Chris Brown will choke a bitch). He issued a statement to People magazine last night, and this Chris Brown wants to make it clear that he does remember hitting Rihanna, and that the Chris Brown who was on Larry King was lying when he said he didn’t.
“There have been reports on the Internet that I didn’t remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight.”
“That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like four or five times – and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.
“The first four times – or however many times it was – I gave the same answer – which was that I didn’t think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn’t fair to Rihanna. The fifth time – or whatever it was – I just misspoke. I was asked, ‘Do you remember doing it?’ and I said, ‘No.’
There’s little doubt that this kind of interview can be nerve-wracking, so maybe he really did just fumble over his words and say “no” because he didn’t want to go into details. I guess that’s possible. It’s also possible that I nail Megan Fox in the ass before noon today, but the odds of that are 50 percent, at best. Maybe 60, but only because I look especially hot today. In summation, I’m very attractive and this motherfuckers lying. The End.
Why?
Great bow tie.
i think i’d rather here about home alone fathering micheal jackson’s kid all day. chris brown sucks.
Chris Brown is the real victim here for being falsely portrayed as a non-remorseful domestic abuser with short-term memory.
**hear. oops.
WE
WANT
TITS!
DD don’t you have a picture of you on the beach? Its my birthday.
Okay maybe not but close enough
[...] Chris Brown remembers! and Rihanna has more pictures. The world is a crazy [...]
Can’t we use obamas death squad to kill these fools
i’d say unicorns fucked me up the ass under a rainbow bridge if it meant i could smuggle my goober into rihanna again.
he is so cool, love him so much it’s said he has nice profile on
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Note to Chris Brown, wearing a polyester jumper and a bow tie will not make people think you are innocent, just a dick.
I’m really fucking behind then…
I don’t even remember who the fuck Chris Brown is.
he’s a singer that hits bitches, jtt.
or…. normal black dude. whichever you prefer.
when you try to look like Mr. Rogers when you just beat the shit out of your girlfriend it doesn’t really fly, especially when there is evidence (like a picture that was leaked) that shows the damaged you’ve done. He be better off in a Barney costume.
Wow, that spam from angellove made me crack up. I was at a party awhile back where a guy was hammered and hit the girl hosting the party because she wouldn’t let him back in. The guy was destroyed by six other guys seconds after, I think this justice is needed in Chrissy’s case.
A little blast from the past for dat ass!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pbfNK-C5TQ
stuttering prick
DB _ I’m gonna fucking kick your fucking ass!
If you have to issue a statement to People magazine to set the record straight after you went to Larry King to set the record straight, it’s obvious you are not the sharpest blade in the drawer.
“That depends on what your definition of the word “is” is.”
That’s how you stand up to America and show your balls, the way Bill Clinton did.
Deny, deny, deny . . . right up to an alien abduction.