09.29.2009 kanye may be going to rehab

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There are rumors that Kanye West may be headed to rehab (the treatment enter, not the Hard Rock pool bar), mostly because of the pictures showing him killing a bottle of Hennessey just before he rather politely interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMAs.

Star magazine and other publications are reporting that West is blaming alcohol for his breach in decorum, and that as soon as West wraps his “Fame Kills” tour with Lady Gaga this January, he’ll head to rehab.
West hasn’t blogged about it, there was no comment from his camp, and friends close to West say it’s not true, so maybe this is just a slow news week.

Hopefully in rehab they can address why he’s such a wuss. He scurried off that stage like a little girl being chased by a bee.

(169) Comments

  1. pepper 09/29/2009 10:33

    Rehab for assholes?

  2. pepper 09/29/2009 10:34

    I hate speedos!!!

  3. pepper 09/29/2009 10:35

    come on, give me your best shot!

  4. whatizdat 09/29/2009 10:37

    did not know they can rehab a stretched out asshole

    modern technology is amazing

  5. whatizdat 09/29/2009 10:38

    is the martian going with him?

  6. whatizdat 09/29/2009 10:38

    cause that is alien rehab then and thats a hole new ballgame

    need Dr Drew’s take on this

  7. Watt 09/29/2009 10:45

    Can’t we just put a bullet in his brain pan?

    Squish.

  8. RemSteale 09/29/2009 10:45

    Wasnt aware there was a cure for being a self obsessed prick with delusions of grandeur?

  9. whatizdat 09/29/2009 10:45

    if we do that Watt who gets the alien?

  10. whatizdat 09/29/2009 10:47

    dunno if there is a bullet small enough to take out his peanut size brain

  11. Watt 09/29/2009 10:47

    I don’t care.

    After that last comment I want to watch firefly.

  12. Tortelvis Himself 09/29/2009 10:48

    He drank up all the Hennessy they had on their shelf, and he didn’t even introduce himself.

  13. Tortelvis Himself 09/29/2009 10:49

    Kanye likes fish sticks. He likes to put them in his mouth.

  14. Zombie 09/29/2009 10:53

    Kanye may be going to rehab. West hasn’t blogged about it, there was no comment from his camp, and friends close to West say it’s not true, so maybe this is just a slow news week.

    .

    I can’t believe I even bother reading the posts here sometimes. They make less sense than the comments you morons write.

  15. Rokan 09/29/2009 10:54

    Watt,
    Firefly is awesome.

    I like Serenity.

    “I aim to misbehave.”

  16. Watt 09/29/2009 10:55

    FUCK TODAY IS SLOW

    Glad I’m going on vacation with the girl Thursday

    What do you do when your iPod plays the same song twice album then live version?

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/29/2009 10:55

    Oh so glad you are back and your acting like your old self Zombie.

  18. dirtydiane 09/29/2009 10:55

    kanye could roll himself in gas-soaked gauze and light himself on fire while singing death hymns and i still could not care any less about this asshat.

  19. Rokan 09/29/2009 10:57

    Hey, Zombie.

    We could talk about football instead, if the Panthers weren’t such a bunch of little girls last night.

    Defense won the game. Romo is a talentless ass.

  20. Watt 09/29/2009 10:58

    Joss whedon makes awesome television

    Like Dollhouse.

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