09.14.2009 Kanye really is a dick

I don’t know what phrase means the exact opposite of “Breaking News”, but if you know it, write it down on a post-it note and stick it on your computer screen in front of the headline, because the (insert phrase here) from last nights MTV VMA’s was that Kanye West is an asshole who must be the center of attention at all times or he’ll throw a hissy fit.

The first winner of the night, Taylor Swift for best female video, was rudely and quickly interrupted by Kanye West, who cut off her acceptance speech. He stole the microphone to announce that fellow nominee Beyoncé had “one of the greatest videos of all time,” in “Single Ladies.”
“I was standing on stage and I was really excited because I’d just won the award and then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage,” Swift recalled after the show. “And then I wasn’t excited anymore after that.”

It’s too bad Taylor is so nice. Because if Kanye was surprised that Beyonce didn’t win the award, imagine how shocked he would be to have that same award broken off in his ass.

(27) Comments

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  3. Clark05 09/14/2009 04:28

    Bravo Kanye, you’ve now officially been recognized as a complete asshole.

  4. Ride my cock 09/14/2009 07:39

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  5. Ride my cock 09/14/2009 07:40

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  6. herpes 09/14/2009 07:56

    who the fuck cares anyway

  7. evilmalcomnorris_the2cumming 09/14/2009 07:58

    security! why did a tiny man in a leather shirt get past the doors?

  8. Ever 09/14/2009 07:59

    Fuck Kanye.

    He’s been a border line mentally retarded case for years now and has gotten away with it by calling his inane, racist, childish and utterly asshole behavior “art” and “speaking his mind.” Tonight solidified his place in the industry and people’s mind around the world as massive, black, fucking douche. He just embarrassed the brand of clothes he was wearing, black people he affiliates himself with, the rap community, the VMA show, and more than anything himself. Again.

    Well done. Please die.

  9. Mass 09/14/2009 08:02

    I can’t bear to watch the video, because I know it will break my heart. I’m not a fan of Taylor Swift’s music, but she looks like an angel that just saw a very happy bunny.

    Also, I’m pretty sure she’s going to be scared of black folks for the rest of her life. Or at least, she’s going to be more paranoid about the shit she holds in her hand.

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/14/2009 08:30

    I’m shocked.

  11. harleydavidson 09/14/2009 08:30

    cant someone throw him into oncoming traffic?

  12. Becky 09/14/2009 08:32

    HA!

  13. jdog1880 09/14/2009 08:45

    Seriously, I would have become a Taylor Swift fan if she would have asked Kanye if he liked fishsticks in his mouth right then and there.

  14. sbuck 09/14/2009 09:02

    Kanye is a douchebag. A no talent having douchebag.

    Go play in traffic Kayne…

  15. The Mildly Tanned Knight 09/14/2009 09:06

    Somewhere John Edward is celebrating finally being relieved of his “Biggest Douche In The Universe” title. Does Kanye work at ACORN or something?

  16. natman2939 09/14/2009 09:34

    Kanye West is such a nig. Am I the only one who’s going to say what we’re all thinking?

    What a classless worthless Nig. Hope he gets tortured and then forced to live in pain for 100 years.

  17. ShawnP 09/14/2009 09:36

    On the same subject, it was a class act by Beyonce to invite Taylor back up on stage yield her acceptance time to Taylor later in the show. Class act all the way.

  18. natman2939 09/14/2009 09:39

    very true Shawnp

  19. Terrence Maddox 09/14/2009 09:58

    Hey Kanye, your mom, (You know, the lady who is dead because she went to some basement plastic surgeon to get lipo instead of you spending your money so she could go to a legit one?) is looking down on you from Heaven saying, “I’m glad I’m dead so people aren’t asking me tomorrow why your son is an asshole and is making Americans reconsider all the progress that they made in civil rights.”

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