VICTORIA BECKHAM - went to Barneys in Beverly Hills to buy a cheerleader outfit to wear for her husband. This is the only bad thing about Posh. She’s married to David Beckham. How the hell do you follow that dude? She might as well be married to Batman. (the sun)
BAD BOYS 3 - 14 years after the original and 6 after the sequel, Columbia Pictures has hired a writer for ‘Bad Boys 3′. Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence are all interested but not signed. When asked if he had any ideas for the story, Bay said, “The what?” (hollywood reporter)
EMINEM - his ex-wife Kim told a Detroit radio station, “If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.” If I was a woman I’m not sure I’d go on the radio and brag that men can’t get an erection when I try to have sex with them, but maybe I’m just shy. (the sun)
CURRENT SONG - Beck, ‘Timebomb’. The random chatter of people in the background is a cool touch. It’s as if I have friends, and they’ve invited me to a party!
nice hard nipples
watch out! listening to Beck will make you believe in Xenu!!!
the song isnt so bad either, i guess with a few drinks in me i can bounce to it…
She kinda looks like that Kate Lossakids bitch in that pic.
Ugly, plastic bitch! She looks like a Realdoll.
Michael Bay is the what.
Take off the aviators, ya self loving douche. We get it. You like to look hip. For Christ sake there’s nothing wrong with wearing sweatpants and a ball cap every now and again. Call me when your daughter’s 18.
lol i thought that was kate plus 8 too, then i saw nips…
Do they still make sweatpants?
I bet you own a pair of Zubaz, dont ‘cha, DB?
She is wearing sunglasses?
most annoying singer contest with one name, who wins? Beck or Bjork? they face the winner of the Moby vs. Madonna semi-final match for a chance to win the grand prize.
Posh is cultivating the Kate Gosselin look . . . good choice.
Br3nd0n is a little late to the “Timebomb” party. That song is over a year old. They played on True Blood a couple of weeks ago.
This is, officially, my bitchiest post ever.
I heard a Beck song on the radio Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Actually, I heard 2 on Friday - or one, twice. They played “Loser”, literally back-to-back.
I thought he had died or something.
Diane I like Beck and Bjork. Bjork, because she looks like a wood nymph, but then she goes all wolverine and beats a bitch at the airport. Beck, because . . . I don’t know, maybe I don’t like him that much.
Finks, believe it or not but I have NEVER owned a single pair of Zubaz. But you bet your ass I own sweatpants. I love me some sweatpants. After I’m done whacking off on my couch all I have to do is pull the pants up and the fabric soaks the cum right up in them! Easy clean up!
Thank God for the invention of silicone and the under wire bra!
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Sweatpants, the shamwows of masturbation.
you’re allowed, ohm…but i can’t stand either one. mostly bjork. because she sounds like a cat in heat that someone’s just begun to spin through their noodle press. beck is just a midget with 2 turntables and a microphone.
I bet when she hangs that outfit up in the closet her titties are dented into it like a fucking suit of armor.
I would like to check her for worms, but I bet my finger wouldn’t slip in her ass without a handful of Crisco.
I like to listen to Beck’s Sea Change when I am feeling a little melancholy on a rainy Sunday morning and I’m still wearing my PJ’s . . . What the fuck is wrong with me?!