09.22.2009 nicola roberts understands fashion

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At an event last night at the Mayfair Hotel in London, Nicola Roberts showed why she’s my favorite member of the UK girl-group ‘Girls Aloud’. Primarily because she wore a shirt that might as well be made of glass, but also because I don’t know who my other choices may be. Is Carrie Underwood in that? She’s a singer, right?

Nicola isn’t that awesome looking or anything, in fact it’s a little like we’re being seduced by Arianna Huffington, but any famous rich girl who wears invisible clothes gets a Five Diamond ranking in my book. My book is called, “Girls Who Probably Do Anal.”

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(73) Comments

  1. RedRage 09/22/2009 13:45

    My fav shirt material.

  2. RedRage 09/22/2009 13:45

    I’d fucking rail this ginger!

  3. RedRage 09/22/2009 13:48

    I take it back, I FUCKING take it back! Her face looks like Kathy Griffin. My cock just shot backwards into my body and is hiding in my nutsack.

  4. Sloppy Joe 09/22/2009 13:48

    Are those corduroy pants?

  5. whatizdat 09/22/2009 13:49

    god damn where did she come from?
    almost makes up for no posts this morning

  6. whatizdat 09/22/2009 13:52

    if they are courduroy she is going to be on fire soon

  7. Sloppy Joe 09/22/2009 13:52

    I was getting ready to rub one out to these pics until i clicked on the pic that shows her face and my only thought was “Jim Backus in drag” so i couldn’t do it.

  8. Rokan 09/22/2009 13:53

    Looks like Donald Trump’s little sister.

  9. Fupa 09/22/2009 13:54

    nice tits ugly face

  10. RedRage 09/22/2009 13:54

    She needs to tone down the bloody eyebrows. It looks like she has beef jerky stapled to her forehead.

  11. dirtydiane 09/22/2009 13:55

    wow…can you say “shaved adam’s apple?”

    and please dear god, tell me that is not all one piece of clothing?? whoever decided “rompers” were a good idea for fashion comeback should be raped in the ear by an elephant.

  12. SuperB 09/22/2009 13:56

    darling, can you put the hair back over your face, I was ALMOST finished.

  13. Rokan 09/22/2009 13:57

    She couldn’t wear see through pants or her nut-sack would be showing.

  14. Zombie 09/22/2009 13:57

    Looks more like a Nick Roberts to me.

  15. SuperB 09/22/2009 14:00

    unfort I think it is a romper, complete with gold lame dingle balls hanging off the bottom of the velvet pants like the rear view of a Mexicans El Camino

  16. Woodsman 09/22/2009 14:01

    Pilot Virgil Tracy of the Thunderbirds came out of the closet today, revealing that he is mid-way through gender re-assignment surgery …

  17. Prom Night Dumpster Baby 09/22/2009 14:01

    She would’ve been better off taking the material covering up her nipples off her blouse and putting it on her mug.

  18. Tom Foolery 09/22/2009 14:01

    He needs a Jenny Jones makeover

  19. dirtydiane 09/22/2009 14:02

    no way will i ever believe that is not/was not a dude.

  20. SuperB 09/22/2009 14:03

    I dont know if it has been shared here or not yet so I gotta throw it out

    http://www.peopleofwalmart.com

    spectacular

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