The Santa Barbara County Police Department has issued warrants for the arrest of Randy Quaid and his wife Evi after they ran up a bill of over $10,000 at the luxurious San Ysidro Ranch, and then just, sort of left. Turns out that’s illegal. Radar says…
…the couple is expected to be charged with three felony counts each: Defrauding an innkeeper, conspiracy and Burglary, and that bail will be set at $20,000.
…a source close to the investigation confirmed that Randy and Evi also owe the Hotel Bel-Air $17,000 in unpaid hotel bills and are holding on to a rental car that has been reported missing by Hertz Rent-A-Car.
Who knows what these vultures really want from Randy but he can’t very well pay every single hotel bill AND prance around in fancy full length fur coats, now can he? He’s not an ATM machine, you know. I’m sure he tried to explain that to them, but you know these hotels. Money, money, money. “You owe us money, we want our money.” It’s a really unattractive quality to be honest.
Randy Quaid makes love like John Phillips
I thought he drove a tenement on wheels.
<<<< Will the real Pepper Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
Nice coat. I wondered what the assholes were wearing this season.
They shaved Khloes back to make that jacket.
“Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now…”
Why doesn’t he just ask his more, but barley successful brother for the money?
I hope they book him while he is wearing this:
http://tinyurl.com/ax9g7
This can’t be the same Randy Quaid from Midnight Express…..fuck , there is no resemblance…
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I immediately thought of this
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/17/633519250067556317-envy—it-wears-a-coat-and-hangs-out-in-hallways.jpg
No one liked my pressurized turd math? Sad
Maybe he should ask Clark Griswold for a loan….
how many times did he shave to have that coat made?
Watt,
It was very good. Here’s a cookie.
Pepper!! Look I found your old home movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kb5hJxn9P8
You shouldn’t eat that.
Bad Monkey!!!!!
I don’t want your soggy biscuit rokan
<<< Pepper like’s to play with all kinds of thing’s Rokan.
scum, that avi is a bit disturbing…
I always wondered when the walls would close in on him and he’d snap…