09.01.2009 Sharon Stone has real flair

Sharon Stone

Sharon Stone, who is 51, stripped down to a bikini today in Sardinia on the yacht of some jewelry guy named Giorgio Damiani, and goddamn she is annoying. She can’t even wear a bikini right. All she had to do is stay in that but she also wore that frilly full-length orange and purple thing. Between her big veiny hands and her outfit it’s like she’s a professional wrestler or something.

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(68) Comments

  1. RedRage 09/01/2009 15:27

    About fucking time

  2. TheOverrated 09/01/2009 15:27

    old wrinkly vag crossing legs in bikini mmmmm

  3. TheOverrated 09/01/2009 15:28

    it looks like she is wearing a cup, whats all that vag padding?

  4. DB's Treasure 09/01/2009 15:29

    Damn, at 51 she still looks great. I’d say that I would bang the living daylights out of this woman but Lord knows she has much, much to teach a young lad like myself. Shit, it’d be like a pop warner defensive lineman trying to tackle Mike Alstott.

  5. RedRage 09/01/2009 15:29

    What a sexy rectangle she is…… retch.

  6. Death to Finkle! 09/01/2009 15:30

    Flair? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  7. Observer 09/01/2009 15:31

    I’m grateful for the “new” post….

    ….but I didn’t like this chick when she was “supposed” to be hot…..

  8. DB's Treasure 09/01/2009 15:33

    I meant to say she looks great for 51.

  9. DB's Treasure 09/01/2009 15:34

    Obs, the answer to your question on the previous thread is yes…I’d fuck Lizzie Miller with the passion of a million romance novels.

  10. TheOverrated 09/01/2009 15:35

    didnt she survive cancer? i guess for a cancer victim she is doable

  11. SsnakeOil 09/01/2009 15:36

    Okay, her hands look 51 years old, but the rest is pretty darn good. I’d be honored to be her plaything for a few days (on a yacht off Sardinia)

  12. Rokan 09/01/2009 15:36

    Is she smuggling a banana?

  13. Observer 09/01/2009 15:37

    She looks about as good as my wife does…..

    ….but the boat puts her over the top…..

    (I’m dead if she reads this comment….but my honey knows I like boats)

  14. SCUM 09/01/2009 15:37

    She make’s Posh look hot.

  15. leftnutofjesus 09/01/2009 15:37

    rokan,

    no, that’s a chum fish trying to go home.

  16. SinDs 09/01/2009 15:37

    i hope i look as good as her at 51!

  17. Rokan 09/01/2009 15:39

    DB, I refuse to re-post. Its beneath me.

    That being said. I fucking offended myself with that Beefaroni shit yesterday and you had no sympathy for me.

    Between the initial horror and the two re-wipes, I had to flush 8 times to get that fucking Poltergeist into the Chicago river.

  18. SsnakeOil 09/01/2009 15:39

    How old is your wife, Obs?

  19. leftnutofjesus 09/01/2009 15:41

    sinds,
    Confucious say:
    The fountain of youth is at the bottom of a ballsack.

  20. pepper 09/01/2009 15:41

    she needs to wear a jock strap.

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