09.11.2009 sophie monk is not bad

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Sophie Monk is staying at a friend’s beach house this week, and yesterday she pranced around in a bikini for a little while. She’s hot but it’s not the same when you cant hear that sexy-as-fuck Australian accent. Also, all she did was kind of stand around. That’s why there’s only 12 pictures. The other photographers all died of boredom.

(hq jump here. source = pacific coast news)


(58) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/11/2009 11:46

    Christ, what a text book example of a total butterface.

    I’d rather look at Medusa.

  2. Dodgeball 09/11/2009 11:47

    2nd tits

  3. Faker Zombie 09/11/2009 11:49

    Yeah, not sold on this gal. Her face looks afraid of the sun.

  4. TheOverrated 09/11/2009 11:51

    i love this chick, her face, her legs her tits, mmm
    http://theoverrated.com

  5. The Reverand 09/11/2009 11:53

    She reminds me of the predator. Get-to-da-choppa!

  6. Demon Spawn 09/11/2009 11:53

    She looks like she has Downs.

  7. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/11/2009 11:57

    it’s Nichole Kidman with Big tits, Dick sucking lips and alot of red lipstick. Big deal she’s not even a real blonde. fix your roots ho. you have the money.

  8. dirtydiane 09/11/2009 12:00

    hopefully, she doesn’t have perma-face like nicole. something about that bitch annoys the shit out of me. she’s a horrible actress and she always looks like she just got a whiff of a dirty astronaut diaper.

  9. ohmwrecker 09/11/2009 12:02

    I wonder if she can lick her own nose?

  10. ohmwrecker 09/11/2009 12:05

    I don’t what you guys are talking about. Sure, she looks like pekingese in the face, but I would mount her and hump her until somebody turned the hose on us.

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/11/2009 12:10

    its anna nichole without the meth, pain killers, implants. She kept the trim spa though….baby.

  12. leftnutofjesus 09/11/2009 12:18

    she has a frowning labia for a mouth.

    even god’s a fucking comedian.

  13. pepper 09/11/2009 12:19

    Who cares if she can lick her own nose?
    .
    I want to know if she can suck cock!!!

  14. Poopy Pants 09/11/2009 12:20

    She looks like a fish, which I guess makes sense since she is at the beach.

  15. Poopy Pants 09/11/2009 12:23

    sense since cents

  16. Pottz 09/11/2009 12:24

    What-the-fuck-ever…

    You ass bags would rip off your own nutsacks to fuck this chickenhead…sittin on here sayin ya wouldn’t..HAHAHA..fucking posers, probably fighting with your woman RIGHT NOW over custody of your little retarded kids and I’m pretty sure whoever she is…doesn’t look like Sophie.

    And you ladies….jealous. I agree with OHM…I’d smack her ass with a chicken fajita pita from Jack in the crack.

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/11/2009 12:25

    I want to see that brused little gremlin. I hear he shook the shit out of her and then threw her drunk annoying ass down on the floor and said bitch you’re not going anywhere till you sober up. I would have done the same, except i would have never dated that annoying fake titted skank in the first place.

  18. Pottz 09/11/2009 12:27

    Dirty, wrong post genius!

  19. leftnutofjesus 09/11/2009 12:28

    pottz,

    she looks like a human blow up doll. of course, i’d fuck her. but that’s like saying, “kids eat cheeseburgers, they love them.”

    mmm mmm mmm mmm mmmmmm 2 nuts for you, good sir.

  20. Poopy Pants 09/11/2009 12:32

    Geez, I guess my standards are higher than a lot of people on here. There are plenty of ugly chicks in this world with nice bodies. Carpe Diem, ugly dudes!

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