The full Megan Fox kissing scene

By brendon September 23, 2009 @ 6:02 PM

Some of the experts are saying that Megan Fox is already done and as proof they point out that ‘Jennifers Body’ didn’t make any money. Keep in mind however that the experts never have any idea WTF they’re talking about.

‘Jennifers Body’ didn’t make any money because it sucked, and it sucked because it was written by Diablo Cody. Even with that anchor around it’s neck, ‘Body‘ made 6.9 million on it’s opening weekend. Compare that to ‘Whiteout’, starring Kate Beckinsale. That made 4.9 million. ‘Love Happens’, starring Jennifer Aniston, opened with 8 million. Before that, Aniston starred in ‘Management’. It opened on May 15th, and as of yesterday, it’s made a total of 934,658 dollars.  You could have been collecting cans since May 15th and made more than that.

Point being: Look. At. Her. Just look at Megan in this bootleg version of her girl kissing scene from ‘Jennifers Body’.  You can find better dialogue in a mentos commercial, and your local weatherman has better special effects, but Megan overcomes it all, she rises up like a Phoenix from the ashes, and takes us on a journey of erotic delights.

wwtdd

(76) Comments

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:03

    first

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:03

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:04

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:05

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:05

    eat that

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:05

    wassup!!!

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:06

    c’mon watt? SCUM? whos going to stop me?

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:06

    Ok Im done

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:07

    all right one more

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:07

    seriously guys, I have to get back to work

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:08

    I’m not fuckin around…I’m seriously going now

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    iwontrememberthis 09/23/2009 18:12

    “Agents of satan with really awesome haircuts” is supposed to be creative dialogue?

    I could create a more compelling narrative here: Megan Fox walks around naked for 90 minutes. We’ll call it an art piece. Opening weekend would top 6.9 million, easy. If Fox make board games movies, we should be able to get a blog comment produced.

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 09/23/2009 18:13

    Yeah, that’s the movie I wanna see: A horror flic and you pimp it with some tame lesbian shit.
    Well done!

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    iwontrememberthis 09/23/2009 18:16

    Rusty, your ability to type numbers in order is truly impressive.

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 09/23/2009 18:17

    I hate Megan Fox. I’d love to see her pussy, but other than that there is nothing but hate.

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:20

    On the contrary, that’s why I had to stop. I only graduated 3rd grade and last in my class. But when I see your avi it makes me think of the numbers 38 as in DD and 69.

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/23/2009 18:32

    Speaking of Kate Beckinsale, when is SHE going to get naked? I love me some Kate Beckinsale.

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    RedRage 09/23/2009 18:32

    Rusty, you’ve got more run-on than your mothers pneumatic powered pussy pounder!

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